ahs 2004 coming soon?
 

Whats up with the banner for www.ahsforum.com coming soon what is??? a new layout or something im confused whats coming soon? whats ahs 2004? o.o; :yconfused

Im as clueless as Ayufan11. =/

its a top secret multi-billion dollar intergalactic satelite that will circle teh globe every 15 minutes... once in orbt a high definition gamma ray will burst out and beam over every members house.

Once teh beam is in place, an encrypted signal will be transmitte thru radio signals into our brains creating mindless zombies wil will be programmed to take down the government and establish "Ayuism"

After a complete army of "ayuminions" is established, the mods and admin of AHS will then head into office and rule the orld and we will all be slaved to create banners and buttons for her highness, Ayumi.


....or something like that :rolleyes

:eek :eek :eek

Whoa... how'd you figure that one out, Boku!? While we'd be mindless zombies serving Ayu, I don't think it's that bad of a plan! Then again, what would happen if Ayu decided to retire? Would everyone explode because of the lack of Ayu, or would we just make loads of banners? :laugh

so whats it about then???

You should ask Zef about it, as he's the one who runs the website :)

okay okay it goes like this...


back in the Tokugawa Dynasty back in 1603 there was a hidden martial srts callled Ayu-dono, highly deadly, highly addictuve. The art was banished to the highest point of Mount Fuji in hopes of never being unearthed again. The art was banished because he who attempted to learn every possible move would drive himself insane, The art was considered a curse by all and its scrolls was locke behing a mytsic golden dragon, somewhere in the mountain.

Project AHS 2004 is the codename for the exploartory team being hand selected by ZEF from here to be sent to find teh scrolls. The team will consist of 10 (ten) members each epscializing in their own field. The project is currently being funded by the Rokkaku-Dai Corporation, a multi billion company whos headquarters is located in northern tokyo. The company is known for its excellance in martial arts equipment.

Once Project AHS 2004 takes off, the team will be dropped off at a top secret location headed by ZEF himself. The team will have high tech eqipment, ranging from amphibiouse vehicles, state of teh art GPS traking systems, wireless satelite notebook capabilities, night vison goggles with infared and 50X zoom, and from that all, much more. The team will have approximately 3 (three) weeks to unearth the mkystic scrolls.

Once teh scrolls have been found, what to do with em, I am not authoized to say. Rumors of a global conquest and domination is NOT, i repeat NOT true. The team will use tehs crolls to unlock mystic secrets long lost to humantity. Also, any rumors involving alien contact, space travel, time travel, and magic, should NOT be taken seriously. We will do a debriefing after research is complete. When the public is ready, announcments of the findings will be released on www.ahsforum.com


Thankyou all, and good luck.

Lol you're having fun with this, aren't you ^_^

Damn you all!!!!!!!!! what does it mean!!! u.u;

AHS 2004 is teh new model car coming out in a few months. The car is designed to be able to travel long distanves with very little gas. The sleek design was made by Ayu herself, and the leather interior is nothing less than the fine leather from MTRL. Each car comes equipped with all the usual refinments. Cup holders, AC, power breakes, power steering, power door locks, all the works. One added feature is the 60 GIG Harddrive located inside teh Souns system, not empty. But with every Ayu song reelased, and a speciall rare look at Ayus pre-avex time.

The car comes in two models. The stylish AHS 2004 Sport and the more luxuriouse AHS 2004 LE. The Sport model carries a riviting 400 HP engine, with over 50 Miles Per Gallon. The engine was originally designed by Honda Co. but later trasfered to Mitsubishi, over financial reasons. The easy handeling and state of the art cruise control system allows you to pinpoint Ayus exact location, if ever visiting japan, a dream for all Ayu fans. The Sport Edition is stocked with Turbo and a Dual exhaust system. Not only is it strong on the weels, but strong on your back. Eeach AHS 2004 Model comes with a Power Train warranty of up to 10 years.

The more luxuriouse model, thje AHS 2004 LE is made for those who want to cruise in style and yet the dependability of a true performance car. the LE comes with all teh usual refinments, leather interior, wood trim and a 900 Watt sound stsyem, designed especially for Ayus exclusive Live performances. The LE is four door and comes with a DVD built into every seat, HDTV flat screen monitors in each head rest and an amazing affect that makes you feel liek Ayus in your own car!

Prices of Both cars are rather steep but from consumer report,s "its a deal too good to pass by" Throughtout the month, few lucky AHS members will recive keys to their very own AHS 2004 vehicle free of charge. We guarantee that your satisfaction is our number one priority. You can find teh seal of authenticity by looking for teh "A" sign encrested into your vehicles exterior. As a bonus, anyone who purrchases this fantastic ride, will not only get the deal of teh century, but enter for a chance at dinner for two with Ayumi hamasaki herself..


Stay tuned for more details as we stay continue coverage on this phenomenon.


-Boku :D

... Boku, you have way too much free time to write all these scenarios.. o_o;;

But hey... I wouldn't mind a new car :laugh

jose? drives? :eek now that's scary :laugh
:roflmao

OK!U NO WHAT FELIPE?!UR DONE!

:laugh haha damn I see Zef has a lot in store for us! SINCE I'M THE OFFICIAL AHS MANHATER, I KNOW I BETTER GET ONE OF THEM FREE KEYS. :wtf ..And as for the dinner for two with Ayu.. since I know I'm winning of course, how about I have her dinner too and just meet her afterwards? :friends

Felipe you fool- instead of using your knowledge at school you come use it here at AHS. :rolleyes :glomped

Only Zef knows what he's really up to. :evillaugh


OMG! MAYBE.. MAYBE IT'S A NEW LAYOUT WITH LAMMAHS IN IT!! :eek

.. o_o

cows r cooler...

Well if it IS a cow, I want his eyes to be < > :D lol tim.. :trout

That would be in reference to the website.

Ashley

Yvette, I used to have a pet llama named Paco ^_^

AHS 2004 is a secret project to turn ppl into llamas and cows. thus creating a civilization of mindless poultry and farm animals. After the succesful change is made, AHS 2004's REAL plan will come in effect. using the new technology of biomechanical cloneing, the AHS corporation (located in its moon base) will trigger a sudden alert and brain wash all live stock and poultry to attack humans.

Once teh human infidels are destroyed, a similar government will take effect. The effect will then make Ayumi the infinite and representative of earth. In addition to world domination, the infidel known as TIM *aka evil card captor hater* will be banned to the outskirts of the milky way, in a rocket ship made entirely out of JOLIN posters. the ultimate punishment legalized in the United Earth of Hamasaki.

For the amazing efforts done by Agent Boku, he will eb grated unlimited funding to teh resaearch of Anime colonization. the project dubbed as "Project Cel-Life" will consist of research being done to make anime characters as real people. Agent Boku will immediately start at 0900 Hours approximately 2 weeks after world Domination. AHS2004 will create a civilization of animals, and anime characters. After the revolution is complete. Agent Boku will settle down with his Sakura on a remote island, with unlimited funding to support his global research for a better mankind.


-Boku

Agent Boku has been eating to many wild mushrooms. :)

..I better start cooking more often. O_o