Funny lyrics

[waterballoon]

Hi, let's post some lyrics of English songs that you think are funny! It can be a sad song or whatever... but if it makes you chuckle/laugh when you hear it/read it on a website... then just post it here!

NOTE: This is not a thread to mock the singers/songs as I love the songs I'm quoting to death but... yeah we need a good laugh sometimes.

"Let's have some fun this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your Discostick"
Lovegame - Lady Gaga

"You have indicated your interest
And I'm educated in sex yes"
Lovegame - Lady Gaga

"You PMS like a b itch I would know"
Hot N' Cold - Katy Perry

"He pushed me in
I was disgusted with myself"
Thinking Of You - Katy Perry

And the whole of Katy Perry's Ur So Gay... lol.

So what's yours?