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Old 15th February 2006, 05:58 AM
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that may well be true, but look at some of the crap weve got here, cheeky girls, that "i wanna be fat song", etc etc, u cant place bjork in the same category, even if they are just random thoughts, thats what i was gettin@...
Oh no, Bjork isn't in the same category as that crap. Most of her lyrics don't make sence to me. I don't see what's so deep about throwing things off a cliff and wondering what sounds they make when they crash.

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well...that's what mostly songs are...just random thoughts...
True, but usually they form some sort of storyline or one cohesive thought about something.
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Old 16th February 2006, 07:57 AM
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Put It In My Mouth

"My baby left me,
Left me sad and blue
I didn’t know what to do...
Without my baby baby baby baby
And then I met his best friend
And he took me to his house
And I said... I said...
(what you said baby) let me tell you what I said

Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
I said my mother*****in mouth
I mean her mother*****in mouth
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
My mother*****in mouth

[akinyele]
You wanna go down why not
I be like herbie and hand-you-a-c*ck
And tell you that my name is ak’
Get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to
Blow
But don’t give me no ralph lauren grin
If you’re not down to go low (deep in my mouth)
I’m all about mouth *****in
Only if you down for d!ck s*ckin
If not, b.j. and a beer...keep truckin
And ***** chapsticks
I’m comin ashy as hell, wit chapped d!cks
For your chapped a$$ lips (down in my mouth)
Creamin your teeth like dentists as I’m rubbin them
With an errrection like injections, ***** it I be
Druggin them
Numbing up your tonsils, like ambesol anesthetic
Cummmin down your throat like chloraseptic (take it
Out my mouth)
No time for apologin.. girlfriend if you..
Swallowin {gurgle}.. garglin
I’m givin b!tches permanent beards
Put your lips here and catch these damn facial hairs
In your mouth

[crystal johnson]
Put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said my mother*****in mouth
I said your mutha*****in mouth
Or you can just eat me out
Or I can just eat you out
You can eat me out
Yeah, what’s that all about?

[crystal johnson]
Now you can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste
It
I’m talkin every drip-drop, don’t you waste it
Baby, slurp it up, it’s enough to fill your cup
It’s finger lickin good, and I’m wishin it would
Go down kinda slow or even fast
I’m always sprung once I feel your tongue in the
Crack of my a$$
Hust eatin me-pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~
Goin out like that boy you pack such a tasty treat
And you can e a t m e o u t
But put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said your mother*****in mouth
I said your mother*****in mouth
And you could just eat me out

What do ya choose to lick >you could eat me out
P*ssy or d*ck? >put it in your mouth
People through out the world >i said your
Mutha*****in mouth
Man it’s your pick >put it in my mouth
What do ya choose to lick >put it in my mouth
P*ssy or d*ck? >i said my mutha*****in mouth
People through out the world >just put it in my
Mouth
Yeah it’s your pick >mutha*****in mouth
What do you wanna lick >and you could just eat me
Out
P*ssy or d*ck? >in my mouth
People through out the world >put it in my mouth
Its..your..pick..hah >baby-baby in my mouth
Its your pick..pick >let me go down
>uhh, uhh
People through out the world >{laughter}"


Sheer poetry...
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  #123  
Old 16th February 2006, 04:03 PM
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Ashlee Simpson - La la
You make me wanna lala!

...what's a la la
You're so innocent xD
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Old 16th February 2006, 05:06 PM
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ok, i get what ur saying, but i stand fast when i say that i do not believe bjork should be included in this thread, its about WORST lyrics not weirdest.. and particularly considering the specific songs chosen (hyper-ballad / modern things, awesome lyrics imo) i think it is obscene 2group them 2gether with cheeky girls / eurobeat / everything else in this thread... thats just my opinion thou, im a pretty big bjork fan so whatevs...
I understand what you mean too, and I do actually agree, at least when it comes to Hyperballad (I LOVE that song).
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Old 16th February 2006, 07:06 PM
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"We live on a mountain
Right at the top
There's a beautiful view
From the top of the mountain
Every morning I walk towards the edge
And throw little things off
Like: Car-parts, bottles and cutlery <-- um I don't about that
Or whatever I find lying around"

"It's real early morning
No-one is awake
I'm back at my cliff
Still throwing things off
I listen to the sounds they make
On their way down
I follow him with my eyes 'till they crash
Imagine what my body would sound like
Slamming against those rocks" <-- Kinda scary
Bjork - Hyper-Ballad

"All the modern things
Like cars and such
Have always existed

They've just been waiting in a mountain
For the right moment

Listening to the irritating noises
Of dinosaurs and people
Dabbling outside" <-- I really like the sound of that!
Bjork - The Modern Things
If you think Bjorks lyrics are stupid then you obviously don't understand the songs. Just saying.
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Old 17th February 2006, 05:32 PM
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. . .I am beyond shocked no one has mentioned this yet.

. . .

<i>Badger badger badger badger
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Badger badger badger badger
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Badger badger badger badger!
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Snake, a snake, oo~ooh it's a snaaake~</i>

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Old 26th February 2006, 12:20 PM
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i wonder how long did it take to make lyrics liek these.. O_o
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Old 26th February 2006, 08:54 PM
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. . .I am beyond shocked no one has mentioned this yet.

. . .

<i>Badger badger badger badger
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Badger badger badger badger
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Badger badger badger badger!
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Snake, a snake, oo~ooh it's a snaaake~</i>

>> << >>;

Wow, forgot about that one... I hated that one, I preferred the bananaphone version, even though the 'ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring...' should irritate me just as much.
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Old 6th March 2006, 09:50 PM
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Okay, now I love The Police, you know, that band with Sting from the 80's? But there is this one song on thier album "Synchronicity" called 'Mother', it's just weird:

"Well the telephone is ringing,
Is that my mother on the phone?
Telephone is ringing,
Is that my mother on the phone?
The telephone is screaming,
Won't she leave me alone?
The telephone is ringing,
Is that my mother on the phone?

Well every girl that I go out with
Becomes my mother in the end.
Every girl I go out with
Becomes my mother in the end.
Well I hear my mother calling,
But I don't need her as a friend.
Well every girl I go out with
Becomes my mother in the end.

Oh, Oh mother
Oh mother dear please listen
And don't devour me.
Oh mother dear please listen
Don't devour me.
Oh women please have mercy
Let this poor boy be.
Oh mother dear please listen
And don't devour me.
Oh mother......

Well the telephone is ringing
Is that my mother on the phone?
Telephone is ringing
Is that my mother on the phone?

Oh mother"
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Old 6th March 2006, 10:08 PM
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Hilary Duff's "beat of my heart"
it gets so annoying -__-"

"to the beat of my heart
the beat of my heart"
over and over again @__@

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Wow, forgot about that one... I hated that one, I preferred the bananaphone version, even though the 'ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring...' should irritate me just as much.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ring, BANANA PHONE!
ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ring, donana phone!
o__o"

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Originally Posted by Teh Rii-Sama
. . .I am beyond shocked no one has mentioned this yet.

. . .

<i>Badger badger badger badger
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Badger badger badger badger
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Badger badger badger badger!
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Snake, a snake, oo~ooh it's a snaaake~</i>

>> << >>;
LOL; After listening to the song so much, I couldn't help but sing it :X

Genius lyric writing people
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Old 7th March 2006, 09:04 AM
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Sweetbox. 'nuff said.
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Old 7th March 2006, 09:38 AM
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If you think Bjorks lyrics are stupid then you obviously don't understand the songs. Just saying.
I agree.. I didnt find them stupid.
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Old 10th March 2006, 12:27 PM
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Get Your Juices Going - Starburst.
It was a single released by a confectionary company... and my sister bought it for some reason.

"Baby, you're a peach, apple of my eye,
I'm passion, we bare fruit, give all of you a try.
Love sweet cocktail and I get all the cherries,
Don't leave me in the cold coz boy I got blueberries.
I make this man go crazy coz I got quite a pear,
You're sweet enough to eat but I don't wanna share.
You're like nectar to my lips, eye without the pips,
Just like joy, olives hurt, I see melons for desert.
So peel your skin and let's begin, I'll squeeze you tight through the night.

Boy you should be knowing, I'll get your juices going,
Boy you should be knowing, I'll get your juices going.

I'm a strawberry, lonely without cream,
Banana in my smoothie, you taste just like a dream.
Summer's sits beyond you, like can of pawpaws on you,
You can't see nothing yet, orange you glad we met?
So peel your skin and let's begin, I'll squeeze you tight through the night.

Boy, you should be knowing, I don't want to get you going,
I don't want, I don't want to get your juices going."
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