Worst lyrics you've ever heard!!! :D

[Taishaku]

I saw this thread on Last.FM, so why not give it a try over here?
You can pick any song you like in any language, but plz translate it so we can have a good laugh too... xB!!

Btw, engrish is allowed... xD!!

· Madonna - I Love New York ·

I don’t like cities but I like New York
Other places make me feel like a dork
Los Angeles is for people who sleep
Paris and London, baby you can keep
Other cities always make me mad
Other places always make me sad
No other made me glad, except New York
I love New York

Corny lyrics, but anyways, i love that song...