What are the worst lyrics EVER?

[Dark Eiri]

So guys, what lyrics you think are the worst ever made, worldwide?

I have this one to show... It's as deep as a glass of water, really beautiful and powerful (yeah, right).

This is the music video for the song, on Youtube:
Sheila Mello - Água

Sheila isn't really a singer. She is a very good dancer, but she tried to sing this one. Well... the song is almost as bad as it's lyrics. The english translation would be something like this:

Water

I'm home, you call me, you ask me to date
I already know what's going to happen
I'm on it! A place? A pub. So? That's okay.
There we go!

A pub, a champagne, a sight
In the car, I need some air
It's my first time, I want it too
I won't lie

But I'm going to resist, you can't insist
The thing will be: you need to deserve it
(Because I'm...)

*Water!
I'm turning into water down the river flow
Flooding the world, go and flow
Water!
I'm turning into water, your sweating body
You drying me, and I'm turning into water

But I'm going to resist, you can't insist
If it's going to happen anyway,
In your body I will make rain
(Because I'm...)

*repeat twice


Now I'm asking you: how could this song be worse? Crappy arrangement, bad singing, and, yep, what I think it would be the worst lyrics ever. There is ANY sense on it? It starts talking about dating... and then she's becoming water and flooding all the world? What the heck?

So... do you think you know some lyrics that can compete with these in nonsense? Show us!

PS: This is NO Sheila Mello bashing. She's good at acting and very good at dancing (not on this MV, she can do really better). But c'mon... the lyrics are ridiculous!

[sora2522]

http://www.kiwi-musume.com/lyrics/oo...ousouchop.html

not saying these are bad lyrics, just if you know cutsy little ai otsuka (qualified to be a kindergarden teacher...just a random fact...)
and you read this...
yea...really really funny

[~X2RADialbomber~]

Avril Lavigne Girlfriend Lyrics
[Chorus]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about ya all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
(alright alright alright alright)
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
Hell yeah
I'm the mother (****ing) princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
(I'm right I'm right I'm right)

She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!

[Chorus]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
(and again and again and again)
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear


... A disgrace to the music industry, though there are probably worse, this is right up there.

[..:Hot:Like:Wow:..]

^ lolz, good one!!

I HATE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Achy Breaky Heart

You can tell the world
you never was my girl,
you can burn my clothes
up when I am gone.
You can tell your friends
just what a fool I've been,
and laugh and joke
about me on the phone

You can tell my arms :
Go back into the farm!
You can tell my feet
to hit the floor.
You can tell my lips
to tell my fingertips,
they won't be reaching out
for you no more.

But don't tell my heart,
my achy breaky heart,

I just don't think he'll understand.
But if you tell my heart,
my achy breaky heart,
he might blow up and kill this man.

You can tell your Ma,
I moved to Arkansas,
you can tell your dog
to bite my leg.
Or tell your brother Cliff,
whose fist can tell my lips,
he never really liked me anyway.

Or tell your Aunt Louise,
tell anything you please,
myself already knows I'm not O.K.
Or you can tell my eyes
to watch out for my mind,
it might be walkin' out
on me one day.

[alt.total-loser]

Gee Whiz, it's Christmas by Carla Thomas

Hello there, Merry Christmas, how've you been,
Gee, it's so good to talk to you again,
It's been a long, long time,
Can't explain why you've crossed my mind,
I guess it's just to wish you a Merry Christmas.

My best friend's having a party and everbody's going,
I know it's gonna be alot of fun, oh, by the way, it's snowing,
It's been a long, long time,
Can't explain why you've crossed my mind,
I guess it's just to say,
Gee whiz, it's Christmas.

It's funny that I never thought to call you before,
And why didn't I ever see you around anymore,
Another year has passed, and I can't erase,
The memory of your smiling face,
So I had to call you up and say,
Gee whiz, it's Christmas.

So don't forget the party that's just growing,
The warm fire from the fireplace will be glowing,
It's been a long, long time,
I still can't figure out why you've crossed my mind,
I guess it's just to say,
Gee whiz, it's Christmas.

I'm wishing you a Merry,
Have a Merry, Merry Christmas
Gee whiz ...

I hate that song. It needs to die.

[Calico]

I love Madonna, but I Love New York wins my prize.

I don't like cities, but I like New York
Other places make me feel like a dork
Los Angeles is for people who sleep
Paris and London, baby you can keep

Baby you can keep
(repeat 7 times)

Chorus:

Other cities always make me mad
Other places always make me sad
No other city ever made me glad
Except New York
I love New York
I love New York
I love New York

If you don't like my attitude, then you can 'F' off
Just go to Texas, isn't that where they golf
New York is not for little pussies who scream
If you can't stand the heat then get off my street
Get off my street

Get off my street
You get off my street
(repeat 3 times)

(chorus)

I love New York [Get off my street, get off my street]
(repeat 3 times)

Get off my street
You get off my street
(repeat 3 times)

At least the song itself sounds cool. But I usually use this as an example as why Madonna shouldn't write lyrics.

[neokyotodragon]

"My Humps"

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

[Will.i.am]
So real [x17]

[miniayumi]

Originally Posted by ~X2RADialbomber~

Avril Lavigne Girlfriend Lyrics

I'd like to see someone top that!

[Miku]

Black eyed peas - Shut Up
Shut up
Just shut up
Shut up [3x]
Shut it up, just shut up
Shut up
Just shut up
Shut up [3x]
Shut it up, just shut up

[Chorus]
We try to take it slow
But we're still losing control
And we try to make it work
But it still ends up the worst
And I'm craaazzzy
For trying to be your laaadddy
I think I'm going crazy

Girl, me and you were just fine (you know)
We wine and dine
Did them things that couples do when in love (you know)
Walks on the beach and stuff (you know)
Things that lovers say and do
I love you boo, I love you too
I miss you a lot, I miss you even more
That's why I flew you out
When we was on tour
But then something got out of hand
You start yelling when I'm with my friends
Even though I had legitimate reasons (bull ****)
You know I have to make them dividends (bull ****)
How could you trust our private lives girl
That's why you don't believe my lies
And quick to say

[Chorus]

Why does emotion gotta move so fast
Love is progress if you could make it last
Why is it that you just lose control
Every time you agree on taking it slow
So why does it got to be so damn tough
'cause fools in lust could never get enough of love
Showing him the love that you be giving
Changing up your living
For a loving transition
Girl its a mission trying to get you to listen
Few mad at each other has become our tradition
You yell, I yell, everybody yells
Got neighbors across the street saying
“Who the hell?!?”
Who the hell?
What the hell's going down?
Too much of the bickering
Kill it with the sound and

[Chorus]

Girl our love is dying
Why did you stop trying
I never been a quitah
But I do deserve betta
Believe me I will do bad
Let's forget the past
And let's start this new plan
Why? 'cause it's the same old routine
And then next week I hear them scream
Girl I know you're tired of the things they say
You're damn right
'cause I heard them lame dame excuses just yesterday
That was a different thing
No it ain't
That was a different thing
No it ain't
That was a different thing
It was the same damn thing
Same ass excuses
Boy you're useless
Woooaaahhh!!!

[Chorus]

Stop the talking baby
Or I start walking baby [repeat]
Is that all there is [repeat till fade]

[Kobayashiwoof]

^Shut Up as decent lyrics IMO

omg..i never herd Avril's new song...everyone at school likes it and omfg...no :lol

[-[TIMO]-]

Radiohead - Sit down. Stand up

sit down, stand up
sit down, stand up
walk into the jaws of hell (sit down, stand up)
walk into the jaws of hell (sit down, stand up)
anytime (sit down)
anytime (stand up)
sit down, stand up
sit down, stand up
we can wipe you out anytime (sit down, stand up)
we can wipe you out (sit down, stand up)
anytime (sit down)
anytime
stand up (the rain drops the rain drops)
sit down (the rain drops the rain drops)
oh
the rain drops x47

[micster]

"Your easy breezy and im japanesey"

'nuff said

[Keishi]

I was dancing with a dirty blond Texan
Charming accent but the music's playing too loud for talking
So I showed him how people in the Far East get down

Push it up, push it down
Pull it up, pull it down
Keep it up, keep it down
Now put me down
...what a workout!

If you want, you can come
Come get it, get it
If you don't you may really regret it, 'gret it
Up and down till your knees start shakin' shakin'
Ain't it good to be alive tonight

One life, two-time, 3 girls, 4 guys
Five ripples running up and down my spine
6.0 Make it sweet, drop another dime

I was talking with a born-again Christian
"So what's it like to start life all over?"
He said "Amen,
I feel like I've been rediscovering the tomb Tutankhamen."

Push it up, push it down
Pull it up, pull it down
Keep it up, keep it down
Baby don't put me down
...what a workout!

What you want, it's a done deal
Shake it, shake it
What you don't, you can forget about it, 'bout it
Up and down, feel your brainwaves jumpin' jumpin'
Make me wanna take a dive
As we count to five

One life, two-time, 3 girls, 4 guys
Five ripples running up and down my spine
Can you hold on someone's calling on the other line

Push it up, push it down
Pull it up, pull it down
Keep it up, keep it down
Now put me down
...what a workout!

If you want, you can come
Come get it, get it
If you don't you may really regret it, 'gret it
Up and down till your knees start shakin' shakin'
Ain't it good to be alive tonight

One life, two-time, 3 girls, 4 guys
Five ripples running up and down my spine
6.0 Make it sweet, drop another dime

Is it about orgy party, clubbing, or working out, I have no clue.

[AyumiSEASONS]

XD ^ Strange enough, it's a good song.

I think I can't top anything here. ;o

[KyahRyorin]

Originally Posted by Keishi

The Workout by Utada Hikaru.

Is it about orgy party, clubbing, or working out, I have no clue.

LMFAO! GO CHRIS!! XDD

Another Utada Hikaru Exodus song: You Make Me Want To Be A Man

Honestly, I hope she puts out better English songs next time. XD Exodus (minus Kremlin Dusk) was just horrible. XD

I really wanna tell you something
This is just the way I am
I really wanna tell you something, but I can't
You make me want to be a man
Are these words that have no meaning?
This is just the way I am
You really wanna tell me something, but you can't
You make me want to be a man

The thunder and the rain
Called you and you came
We didn't need to say
Much to communicate
Now it's different
99 percent is misinterpreted

*Insert bad Indian interpretations of music with the word "No-oh" x4, followed by "Oh-ho!!"*

I really wanna tell you something
This is just the way I am
I really wanna tell you something, but I can't
You make me want to be a man
Are these words that have no meaning?
This is just the way I am
You really wanna tell me something, but you can't
You make me want to be a man

Every word you say
Finds a home in me
Nothing that anyone could ever think
Can make me hurt like this
Baby please, don't light that cigarette,
Don't like that cigarette...

*Insert bad Indian interpretations of music with the word "No-oh" x4, followed by "Oh-ho!!" again*

I really wanna tell you something
This is just the way I am
I really wanna tell you something, but I can't
You make me want to be a man
Are these words that have no meaning?
This is just the way I am
You really wanna tell me something, but you can't
You make me want to be a man

I really wanna tell you something
This is just the way I am
I really wanna tell you something, but I can't
You make me want to be a man
Are these words that have no meaning?
This is just the way I am
You really wanna tell me something, but you can't
You make me want to be a man

[Cyria]

The lyrics of My Humps are hideous. BEP sound like idiots with IQs of 80.

[Dark Eiri]

Wow! All of these were really bad too! x_x
How can someone even write these things without being on drugs or something?

[sora2522]

Originally Posted by KyahRyorin

LMFAO! GO CHRIS!! XDD

Another Utada Hikaru Exodus song: You Make Me Want To Be A Man

Honestly, I hope she puts out better English songs next time. XD Exodus (minus Kremlin Dusk) was just horrible. XD

i liked the album (not including the workout)
my fave songs were exodus, kremlin dusk, animato, and hotel lobby (even if it IS about porstitution...)

[JesA]

Rod Stewart's Do Ya Think I'm Sexy!

excerpt:
if ya think i'm sexy
and ya want my body
come on suga let me know!

*something like that*

[miniayumi]

Omg ewww. Utada... work out... EWW!!!