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Old 21st April 2007, 12:14 PM
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I don't count dance songs like "my humps" which are only meant to be catchy & fun to have the worst lyrics.

I honestly think some of the worst "serious" lyrics I've heard are on Utada's "Exodus" album. there some small bits on songs like "workout" , "Easy breezy" & "hotel lobby" that distract me.
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Old 21st April 2007, 02:12 PM
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For those of you who don't know this song... you're in for a treat...

The Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song (touch my bum)

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Cheeky girls…………
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what’s in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Oooooh

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Hhmm cheeky cheeky
(laughter)

Cheekycheekycheeky

Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys
Ooh boys cheeky girls
Ooh girls cheeky boys

I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask whats in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life.

Unu doy trei si
(translates to one two three go)
(with other voices shouting cheeky)

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and join the cheeky club
This is what you want
Come and sing the cheeky song
Our cheeky song woo
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life

Cheeky cheeky

We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys
We are the cheeky girls
We are the cheeky girls
You are the cheeky boys
You are the cheeky boys

Cheeky-cheeky
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Old 21st April 2007, 02:20 PM
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^ OMG! I actually like that song, I use to listen to it over and over.

I have dishonored myself
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Old 21st April 2007, 02:21 PM
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^ shame on you
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Old 21st April 2007, 02:28 PM
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I know and after seeing you post it here which made me remember it, i've put it back on my mp3 player, I need help, I can't resist listening to that damn song

Aww damn, now i've remembered "The Macarena"
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Old 21st April 2007, 02:29 PM
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*Owns the Cheeky Girls album*

I don't think the cheeky girls were quite as embarrassing as Daphne and Celeste for lyrics though. The cheeky girls are hard to understand. D&C have no excuse:

Quote:
Let me tell ya all about the other night

When we were hanging out at the sumo fight

I was told these guys were warrior fighters

Then how come they're still wearing diapers

How many dough nuts do ya get through in a day

Just to keep ya looking that way

You're riding the road to self destruction

Hey mister! You need liposuction!



Teriaki makes me happy

Give it up for Celeste and Daphne!

Teriaki makes me happy

Well that's what he said his name was



I love your sushi

Daphne and Celeste - East meets west (ergh)

I love your sushi

Were Telling you, Japan is cool!



I thought I'd let ya know that it was hard to go

Away from home alone right here in Tokyo

But a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do

And I think it's time we made our Japanese debut

It's customary here to take the shoes of you feet (poo ee)

And ya cross your legs on the floor when ya eat

This is no wisecrack but when ya hit the sack

These futons are like a rock

And they're breaking my back



I love your sushi

Daphne and Celeste - East meets west (ergh)

I love your sushi

Were Telling you, Japan is cool!



You love sci-fi - bonsai - stir fry

I love Jerry on my T.V!

You love eastwood cowboy movies

Howdy doody I love sushi

You love rockin' - rollin' - bowlin'

I love Jerry on my T.V.

You love noodles - yankie doodles

Howdy doody I love sushi

I love your sushi

Got me a koto in Kumumoto

Traded it for an Elvis photo

I love your sushi

Karaoked almost every night

I knocked 'em dead with the voice (yea right)



I love your sushi

Daphne and Celeste - East meets west (ergh)

I love your sushi

Were Telling you, Japan is cool!
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Old 21st April 2007, 02:32 PM
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omg Daphne and Celeste were so terrible

I could go and post the lyrics to cheeky christmas now aswell, just to make you all feel more shame lol
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Old 21st April 2007, 02:34 PM
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^Don't post for the love of god DON'T POST IT!!

Oh no! *remembers* U.G.L.Y you aint got no aliby you UGLY, uh uh, you UGLY.

OMG system overload!
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Old 21st April 2007, 02:38 PM
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^Don't post for the love of god DON'T POST IT!!
After that... how can i NOT?

Cheeky Christmas...

Quote:
Let's get Cheeky..
1..2..3..4
It's Christmas
(Whoa)
Everybody (Whoa whoa)

Life is good we all go crazy
light the fire and come with me
dancing at the Christmas party
lots of wine and the boys are Cheeky

[Bridge]
ooh baby baby
underneath the mistletoe
ooh baby baby
gettin' sexy in the snow
yeah baby baby
take the reigns and hold on tight
this could be your lucky night

[Chorus]
Everybody come together
It's a hot hot Christmas night
make the magic last forever
have a Cheeky Christmas time

Rum papum Rum papum Ooh Ah Ooh Ah
Rum papum Rum papum Ooh Ah Ooooh

Come and get your Christmas prezzie
close your eyes then make a wish
If you've been a really good boy
I will be your special dish

[Bridge]
ooh baby baby
underneath the mistletoe
ooh baby baby
gettin' sexy in the snow
yeah baby baby
take the reigns and hold on tight
this could be your lucky night

[Chorus]
Everybody come together
It's a hot hot Christmas night
make the magic last forever
have a Cheeky Christmas time

It's Christmas
Have a Cheeky Christmas
(Whoa) yeah yeah yeah
It's Christmas
Have a Cheeky Christmas
yeah yeah yeah

1..2.. Santa Claus is coming
3..4.. filling up my stocking
5..6.. everybody's clapping
Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas

[Chorus x 3]
Everybody come together
It's a hot hot Christmas night
make the magic last forever
have a Cheeky Christmas time

(Have a Cheeky Christmas)
Does every song have to have cheeky in it? o.O
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Old 21st April 2007, 02:43 PM
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aw damn! that is well bad... ok ok... think Catherine Tate... channeling Lauren Cooper.

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Old 21st April 2007, 02:51 PM
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After that... how can i NOT?

Cheeky Christmas...



Does every song have to have cheeky in it? o.O
Cheeky Holiday!

OMG what was that other Christmas single they did with a guy from Hollyoaks or byker grove or something. Awwwwwful.
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Old 21st April 2007, 06:08 PM
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Corbin Bleu - Push It to the Limit
Yeah
Come on now
Here we go
Let's do it

Yeeaah..

Push it push it to the limit limit
Cause we're in it to win it in it to win it
Oh yeah

I realized that this is where my heart is
Now is the time to finish what i started
Can't worry bout what other people might say
It's who i am
Gotta live my dream my own way

Work work it harder
Gotta take it farther
No holding back
You know we gotta do it right now
Be even better
Work work together
It's now or never
Show em how we shine we gotta

Push it push it to the limit limit
Cause we're in it to win it in it to win it
Oh yeah

Push it push it to the limit limit
Give it all we can give it
We're in it to win it
Oh yeah

Push it push it to the limit limit

That's right

Gonna turn it up
That's the way we do it now
No time to stop
The champions are in the house
Yeah we can be
Winners 'cause we understand
Our destiny is right here in our hands

Work work it harder
Gotta take it farther
No holding back
We reaching for the sky now
Be even better
Work work together
It's now or never
Show em how far we gotta

Push it push it to the limit limit
Cause we're in it to win it in it to win it
Oh yeah

Push it push it to the limit limit
Give it all we can give it
We're in it to win it
Oh yeah

Gotta work it now
Work it out
We got it
Wanna hear the crowd
Everybody now
Gotta work it now
Work it out
Can't stop us
Gotta show them how
We gonna bring the house down

Push it push it to the limit limit
Cause we're in it to win it in it to win it
Let's go

Push it push it to the limit limit
Give it all we can give it
We're in it to win it
Oh yeah

Push it push it to the limit limit
Cause we're in it to win it in it to win it
Oh yeah

Push it push it to the limit limit
Give it all we can give it
We're in it to win it
Oh yeah

Push it push it to the limit limit
Cause we're in it to win it in it to win it
Oh yeah

Push it push it to the limit limit
Give it all we can give it
We're in it to win it
Oh yeah

Push it to the limit....

but this song is good =)
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Old 21st April 2007, 06:57 PM
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Don't know the name of the artist or song, but it's a dance track that goes something like this...

You lick my ice cream, and I'll lick your lolly pop

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50 cent's candy shop? x.x
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Old 21st April 2007, 10:00 PM
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I Wanna Have Your Babies have awesome lyrics for me. Very creative and different.
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Old 21st April 2007, 10:10 PM
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Chicken Noodle Soup


A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out

And Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It

Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain.
(Dj Westar)
And Clear It Out

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out

And Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It

Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain.
(Dj Westar)

I Was On 119th In Lexington
Black Sidekick On The Nexington
Shorty Say Yo, I Look Left
And Then
I'm Like I Wanna Mess Wit Him

A Let It Rain.(Let It Rain)
And Clear It Out.(Clear It Out)
A Let It Rain.(let It Rain)
And Clear It Out.(Clear It Out)
A Let It Rain.(Young cool smiley
And Clear It Out(WebStar)
Let It Rain.(Yea Yea)
And Clear It Out(The Voice)

I Was On 114th At The Kingdom Game
Ag On The Mike Doin His Thing.
Walked In The Park, The Screamin Ma Name
Stop.....! Now Look At The Chain.

(Young cool smiley
Let It Rain.
(Your Doin It Baby)
Clear It Out.
Let It Rain. Clear It Out.
(And I Don't Know, Maybe)
Let It Rain. Clear It Out.
(Just Do It Lady)
Let It Rain. Clear It Out.

I Was On 4-5th
In The Whippington.
Ears Naked. Wrist Was Glissing
Eyes Low Like I'm Blowing Piffington.
Girls Talk Slick
But They Whisperin

A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. And Clear It Out

DJ WEBSTAR

And Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It
Lets Get It

Let It Rain. And Clear It Out
A Let It Rain. Clear It Out

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Chicken Noodle Soup
Wit A Soda On The Side

Young B, Webstar And GTOT
Doin Our Thing.
It Comes Naturally
We Gettin, So We Fly
As Can Be
So All Ya'll Wack
Lables Stop Tryina Sign Me

All The World
Clear It Out
Uptown
Clear It Out
Downtown
Clear It Out
Eastside
Clear It Out
Westside
Clear It Out
WebStar
Clear It Out
G South
Clear It Out
Ma N**** Smooth
Clear It Out
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Old 22nd April 2007, 12:26 AM
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50 cent's candy shop
No, it's a dance tune and it's pretty new - don't think it's been released yet.

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Old 22nd April 2007, 12:38 AM
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^^^Dada ft Trix and Sandy Rivera - Lollipop?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVxjfGUzvxg
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Old 22nd April 2007, 08:38 AM
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most shakira's songs xD
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Old 22nd April 2007, 10:14 AM
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Another one that deserves a mention:

Lolly - Viva La Radio

Viva viva viva la radio
How I love my radio
I take it with me wherever I go
How I love to hear the sounds
I like to play it nice and loud

Radio-o-ooo,
That's it, I love it
Radio-o-ooo,
Turn it up Turn it up
Radio-o-ooo,
Louder, Louder
Radio-o-ooo,
I love it I love it!

Viva viva viva la radio
Viva viva viva la radio
Viva viva viva la radio
Viva viva viva la radio

How I wish I was a DJ
I'd play my favourite music every day
Radio Lolly is what it would be
And you can come and dance and party with me

Radio-o-ooo,
That's it, I love it
Radio-o-ooo,
Turn it up Turn it up
Radio-o-ooo,
Louder, Louder
Radio-o-ooo,
I love it I love it!

Viva viva viva la radio
Viva viva viva la radio
Viva viva viva la radio
Viva viva viva la radio
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Old 22nd April 2007, 03:35 PM
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The Fast Food Song! OIIII! Awful!


A Pizza Hut
A Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried Chicken
And a Pizza Hut
A Pizza Hut
A Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried Chicken
And a Pizza Hut
Mc Donald's, Mc Donald's
Kentucky Fried Chicken
And a Pizza Hut

X_X

This one is funny tho (video could be a little bad)

I must! I must! I must increase my bust! XD
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