What are the worst lyrics EVER?

[mi|kshake]

OMG I remember that Lolly song lol - my sis bought it!

Thanks Weslicious, that's the song.

mi|kshake~

[*Petit*]

No matter what you say my

BOOBS ARE OK!

But tyour lyrics are not...

[Larisa-chan]

Bowling for Soup - "Almost" lyrics

"I almost got drunk at school at 14
Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
Who almost went on to be miss texas
But lost to a **** with much bigger breastes
I almost dropped out to move to LA
Where I was almost famous for almost a day

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wished u would've loved me too

I almost held up a grocery store
Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more
Cuz I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
Cuz he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
That I almost got hooked on cuz you ran away
And I wish I woulda had the nerve to ask you to stay

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it

You kept me guessing and now I'm destined
to spend my time missing you
I almost wish you would've loved me too

Here I go thinking about all the things I could've done
I'm gonna need a forklift cuz all the baggage weighs a ton
I know we had our problems I can't remember one

I almost forgot to say something else
And if I cant fit it in I'll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all up and then I threw it away

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it

You kept me guessing and now I'm destined
to spend my time missing you
And I almost had you [x3]

I almost wish you would've loved me too"

Yeah. Right.

And although rap lyrics are notorious for having the worst lyrics of all, I can't help but include some of Ludacris's "Money Maker" lyrics

"Shake, shake, shake your money maker
Like you were shaking it for some paper
It took your momma 9 months to make ya
Might as well shake what your momma gave ya
You, you lookin good in them jeans
I bet you'd look even better with me in between
I keep my mind on my money - money on my mind
But you's a hell of a distraction when you shake your behind"

I'm not sure if these lyrics are supposed to be funny, because they have me laughing throughout the entire song!

[-Link-]

Originally Posted by KyahRyorin

LMFAO! GO CHRIS!! XDD

Another Utada Hikaru Exodus song: You Make Me Want To Be A Man

Honestly, I hope she puts out better English songs next time. XD Exodus (minus Kremlin Dusk) was just horrible. XD

lmao That Utada song is SOOOOO bad. I love Utada to death, but that song is just so... argh I cant handle it at all this was the first song I thought about when I saw this thread.


EDIT: Larisa, Whats sad is I actually KINDA liked that song at one point in my life until I realized just how LAME that is. Man that was a dark time in my life I hate that Gwen Stefani song, with the Bananas.... wtf -.-

[LEOyumi]

Originally Posted by simonlau

most shakira's songs xD

You need to listen to Shakira more. Some of her lyrics are awesome, but most of her mainstream songs are just crap D=

[viola_123]

Originally Posted by -[TIMO]-

Radiohead - Sit down. Stand up

sit down, stand up
sit down, stand up
walk into the jaws of hell (sit down, stand up)
walk into the jaws of hell (sit down, stand up)
anytime (sit down)
anytime (stand up)
sit down, stand up
sit down, stand up
we can wipe you out anytime (sit down, stand up)
we can wipe you out (sit down, stand up)
anytime (sit down)
anytime
stand up (the rain drops the rain drops)
sit down (the rain drops the rain drops)
oh
the rain drops x47

LOL !! haha ! i'll write a better song with twice the amount
of words in 30 sec!!

[Ayufan11]

wtf has nobody mentioned fergie solo... umm anything by her.

[FoObY]

"You and me, baby ain't, nothing but mammals so let's, do it like they do on the Discovery channel."

ugh...

[Miku]

this lyrics is >.>
Geri Halliwell - It's Raining Men
Humidity's rising
Barometer's getting low
According to all sources
The street's the place to go

'Cos tonight for the first time
At just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men

It's raining men
Hallelujah it's raining men, Amen
It's raining men
Hallelujah it's raining men, Amen

Humidity's rising
Barometer's getting low
According to all sources
The street's the place to go

'Cos tonight for the first time
At just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men

It's raining men
Hallelujah it's raining men, Amen
I'm gonna go out
I'm gonna let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet

It's raining men
Hallelujah it's raining men
Every specimen
Tall blond dark and mean
Rough and tough and strong and lean

God bless Mother Nature
She's a single woman too
She took on a heaven
And she did what she had to do
She taught every angel
To rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman
Could find her perfect guy

It's raining men
Go get yourself wet girl
I know you want to

I feel stormy weather moving in
About to begin
Hear the thunder
Don't you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed

It's raining men Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen
It's raining men Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen

It's raining men Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen
It's raining men Hallelujah
It's raining men, Amen

[fanmail]

Originally Posted by sora2522

http://www.kiwi-musume.com/lyrics/oo...ousouchop.html

not saying these are bad lyrics, just if you know cutsy little ai otsuka (qualified to be a kindergarden teacher...just a random fact...)
and you read this...
yea...really really funny

is that song about cutting yourself ??

"What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these scrubber crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Caring, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass in
Seven Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't TAKEN
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got you,
She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside yo trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm goin make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream,scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
And mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa puff,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standin' next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.


What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump,
What you gon' do wit all that ass all that ass
Inside them jean's
i'm gonna make you scream make you scream make you scream


What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump,
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

She's got me spendin'.
[oh]Spendin all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
[oh]Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me."

[ImpactBreaker]

The wortst lyrics ever have always been this:

"Even if you were broke My love don't cost a thing"

Please Jennifer Lopez or whoever wrote those, study a bit of the meaning of a setence (semantics) before writing nonsense sentences. That sentence mixes two ideas that are impossible to match. A broke guy would never be able to buy a love no matter how much it costed, so she doesn't need to say her love doesn't cost a thing. The lyrics would make sense if she had said "Even if you were Bill Gates, my love don't cost a thing", or at least have used other "positive" thing like the hottest, the most handsome...but broke?

Originally Posted by Calico

I love Madonna, but I Love New York wins my prize.


At least the song itself sounds cool. But I usually use this as an example as why Madonna shouldn't write lyrics.

LOL I actually LOVE those lyrics. When I first started listening to it, they caught my attention is to heck, she's being such an ass and what with the attitude LOL I couldn't stop laughing. The rhymes are a bit lame, but entertaining nonetheless.

Originally Posted by Keishi

Is it about orgy party, clubbing, or working out, I have no clue.

Actually the workout has all those mixed up. An orgy at a private club while people are dancing.

[shippo]

Impactbreaker... When I translate the J.Lo lyrics to my language, it's make a REALLY good sense to me... I don't know, maybe I'm bad at English... :p

I think what J.Lo mean is: I don't care if you were broke or what because my love don't cost a thing... So you can have my love even with no money...

I don't know.. maybe... :p

[FoObY]

I think I know what you're trying to say, he can't "buy love" with money, no matter what the price tag is. But just reading the lyrics without deeply analyzing it still makes sense.

[JWBBPHOENIX]

I agree with so many of your contributions, it's been great entertainment reading them

I think these lyrics are VERY bad. The song is a cover of Wet Wet Wet's 'Love Is All Around', and the lyrics were specially written for the film 'Love Actually'. Even though the song was written specially for the film, an actual single for it was released and it also featured on the film's soundtrack, so it does count

(Please note that Billy Mack is actually a nickname for Bill Nighy, who was the real singer)

Billy Mack (Bill Nighy) - Christmas is All Around


I feel it in my fingers,
I feel it in my toes,
Christmas is all around me,
and so the feeling grows

It's written in the wind,
It's everywhere I go,
So if you really love Christmas,
C'mon and let it snow

You know I love Christmas
I always will
My mind's made up
The way that I feel
There's no beginning
There'll be no end
Cuz on Christmas,
You can depend

You gave your presents to me
And I gave mine to you
I need Santa beside me
In everything I do

You know I love Christmas
I always will
My mind's made up
The way that I feel
There's no beginning
There'll be no end
Cuz on Christmas,
You can depend

Cuz on Christmas,
You can depend

It's written on the wind
It's everywhere I go
So if you really love me
C'mon and let it show
C'mon and let it show
So if you really love
C'mon and let it
If you really love me
C'mon and let it
Now if you really love me
C'mon and let it show

[Scentless Apprentice]

Originally Posted by ~X2RADialbomber~

Avril Lavigne Girlfriend Lyrics
[Chorus]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about ya all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
(alright alright alright alright)
Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
Hell yeah
I'm the mother (****ing) princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
(I'm right I'm right I'm right)

She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!

[Chorus]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
(and again and again and again)
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear


... A disgrace to the music industry, though there are probably worse, this is right up there.

I honestly don't think it will ever get any worse than that. She seriously let me down with this "song"

[AyumiSEASONS]

I Seriously just heard the worst song ever.

Kelly - Shoes

Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh my God.
Shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh, my God, shoes.
Shoes.
These shoes rule.
These shoes suck.
These shoes rule.
These shoes suck!
Shoes.
Shoes.
Shoes.
Oh, my God, shoes.
These shoes rule.
These shoes suck.
These shoes suck.
These shoes suck!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!
Stupid boy.
Stupid boy.
Let's get some shoes.
Let's party.
These shoes are three hundred dollars.
These shoes are three hundred dollars.
These shoes are three hundred ******** dollars.
Let's get 'em!
Um...this style runs small. I don't think you're gonna fit.
I mean, your feet are kinda big.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, by the way b*tch,
***** YOU
***** YOU
***** YOU
***** YOU

Also, this is rapped by a guy.

[Raleigh]

^ Snore. I don't see how certain rap artists think they can make up for their lack of talent by using expletives.

[Impracticable]

LOL AyumiSEASONS ... my brother is listening to that right now.

[ImpactBreaker]

OMG I love the Kelly lyrics! They're totally hilarious! Posting them here make they seem lame, but they're kinda a criticism to girls whose lives are as deep as buying shoes.

Originally Posted by shippo

Impactbreaker... When I translate the J.Lo lyrics to my language, it's make a REALLY good sense to me... I don't know, maybe I'm bad at English... :p

I think what J.Lo mean is: I don't care if you were broke or what because my love don't cost a thing... So you can have my love even with no money...

I don't know.. maybe... :p

If you listen to the entire song, she's cursing some rich guy because she doesn't want his money. She doesn't want material things but love instead. If she's following that idea, she could never mention the word "even" to mention "if he were broke", because "even" gives a condition to "broke" that wouldn't work because her love doesn't cost a thing anyway. It would be like her saying: "Even if this place were cold, I prefer the heat." It would make no sense. They're opposites that won't match in the conclusion the sentence tries to express. If she prefer hotter places she doesn't need to put any "possibility" to a cold place and that condition should be totally excluded by default: "Even if this place were warm (weren't cold, were adverse from cold, anything that isn't cold), I still prefer hotter places", would make a little more sense, if you get what I mean.

[~Matt~]

BABASHI, BABASHI, BABASHI, BABASHI, BABASHI, BABASHI, BABASHIIIII! xD

Still like the song tho...