Surgery?

[jerms]

i'm thinking of getting surgery..i'm getting one of those ayu masks from the 'ourselves' video surgically formed on my face.

and btw, i was just kidding

as for ayu's treatments, you must be blind to ask that. OF COURSE SHE HAS! she got her legs shaved and her eyebrows waxed. i'm pretty sure her armpits are hair-removed too..too lazy to find a good pic oh, and she puts stuff on her face everyday to make herself more attractive. and probably the most expensive treatment? she wears hundred dollar outfits. on a good day though, she might even spend 400 dollars! yup. jerms knows it all.

and incase nobody knew it..i stopped her from getting fake boobies. the pop-stereotypers were beggging her to. but ya know. i'm tied to her bed. and i said IF YOU DO I'M GOIGN TO UNTIE MYSELF. and of course, she refused to get those siliconic stuff in her breasts. i'm the hero of the story of course. can we say OWNED? but even if i didnt say anything, i doubt she'd really get them..i mean come on.. pamela ayuderson breasts would look GROSS