LOL, Who did this to Ayu ? ROFL !!!

[Kingdom]

Originally Posted by SURREAL__RAINBOW

They always make fun of ayu as well as koda (I've seen heaps xD) but nothing that I've seen yet about namie and utada?? xD I would love to see what they say about them and do to their pictures as well...

[kotora]

Originally Posted by juicy

I don't see anything wrong in that Namie's picture beside that cute tattoo..

[tanachu]

^ Yeah really.

[Aggar]

what a gross. It's not funny . Yuck

[Ayu-me]

LOL. Of course I obviously hate all Ayu-haters who take time to make the grossest of pics just to spite her, but stupidity and immaturity of people are always funny things! (at a distance, at least) But they're really going old on the 'deaf'-jokes... and not only that, they're completely degrading! Sure, a few smartly put jokes I can take (I ROFL at the t2m one!) but they just overuse it and make it insulting... And my mother is almost completely deaf in her left ear (funny it's the same ear as Ayu...) so I take it a bit too personally to like it...

[tinka69]

BAHAHAHA. Ahh...i mean No. No, that is not funny at all!

*s******s*

Sorry. The eyes sold it for me.

[LinMeiVonn]

That picture is:
1. A big failure
2. Not even funny =/
3. Made by jealous peeps much?
Same goes with the rest of the pictures .-.

[NintendoHTF1242]

Originally Posted by Picaflor 7/4

I think I just murdered all pride and joy of ayu. sorry. O_____O

Spoiler:

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Those made me Lol so hard XDDD

[Picaflor 7/4]

Originally Posted by NintendoHTF1242

Those made me Lol so hard XDDD

I thought you of all people would know those pics from the utada big toe clan from the hikaru forums. but then I gotta remember you've only been on them for a few months or w/e and prob. haven't even looked through half the forums.

And don't get me wrong people it's not just ayumi we make fun of, we do it to everyone. You can't be so serious about everything.

Spoiler:

Mainstream Collections - TITO

1. Opening Dance Track
2. I Appeal to Gay American Audiences
3. Columbia Dropout (ft. Ludacris)
4. Tokyo (interlude)
5. NYC (interlude)
6. Sanctuary
7. 4 the $
8. I Write All Of My Own Songs
9. And All Of My Lyrics
10. Except For This Album
11. Stargate and Tricky helped
12. A little
13. Remix for Japan Only

[NintendoHTF1242]

^ I need to stalk that clan, nao

[noidea]

Originally Posted by nemesisyume

LMAO awesome

sorry I just had to do these...

OOOMMMGGGGGGGG

I love this one!

[Picaflor 7/4]

I think we ourselves here need to start a "parody clan" thread. make fun of people in a "light" way. not being mean or harmful. but to show a funnier side. so its not like "ZOMG how dare you make fun of the jpop goddess" or w/e

[blackmage]

I love Ayu, but I find it funny people feel the need to do that to her photos...

[SURREAL__RAINBOW]

Originally Posted by Picaflor 7/4

I thought you of all people would know those pics from the utada big toe clan from the hikaru forums. but then I gotta remember you've only been on them for a few months or w/e and prob. haven't even looked through half the forums.

And don't get me wrong people it's not just ayumi we make fun of, we do it to everyone. You can't be so serious about everything.

Spoiler:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Aggar]

^ i like Flavor of Blood. kinda cool.
LMAO @ kuu chan . germlin look alike

[SURREAL__RAINBOW]

Originally Posted by Aggar

^ i like Flavor of Blood. kinda cool.
LMAO @ kuu chan . germlin look alike

xD I'm kinda used to the koda kumi's jokes etc xD but I thought utada fans protected their goddess somehow so she was untouchable... until NOW

[nanakopy87]

sorry for digging out old thread but this is kinda funny?i don't know how to describe this...
http://mirror.uncyc.org/wiki/Ayumi_H...i_%28redone%29
this is a very long list,so i put it in spoiler

Spoiler:

* Ayu writes her songs to reflect deep feelings inside her. She has given some comments about her songs.


* Trauma: "I'd just been to the doctor and he said I had a head trauma. I don't see why. I only fell down a 2 meter hole." (Dome Tour 2001)

* vogue: "I like the magazine."

* M: "I never remember how to spell it!"

* GAME: "I had just bought an XBOX."

* P.S.II: "Then I threw it out and got a PS2."

* My name's WOMEN: "It was originally called 'my name's AYUMI' but that was too obvious."

* Flower Garden: "I wanted to call it 'weed garden' but Max Matsuura isn't such a fan."

* STEP you: "My mother was trying to teach me how to count to ten, but I couldn't get past four."

* Ladies Night: "IT WAS MY IDEA FIRST! SWEETBOX COPIED ME!"

* Rainy Day: "I only wrote it because I was bored. Max wouldn't let me go play in the rain with Namie and BoA."

* Born to Be...: "I forgot to finish the title."

* Neverending Dream: "I was in a coma for a few months."

* Memorial Address: "I forgot my address."

* A Song Is Born: "Damn right it was, and I had to go through the whole 9 months pregnancy too."

* Still Alone: "This song's autobiographical. But I still have my friends! And my band! And my adoring fans! Right? ... RIGHT?!"

* Teddy Bear: "I was running out of people to write songs for. (See Still Alone)"

* No More Words: "The title of this song is the reason the first whole minute has no words. I was running out of material at this point."

* No Way To Say: "I lost my voice."

* +: "I will revolutionize the industry with my one-character songs! Mwahahhahahaha!"

* Walking Proud: "Waakingu Puraudo? That's one of my songs?"

* HONEY: "Don't talk about that song...I still have the bee sting wounds..."

* July 1st: "I wrote it for the July 1st invasion of the USA."

* I am...: "I forgot."

* SEASONS: "Made to promote my next calendar!"

* Sotsugyou Shashin (Graduation Picture): "Finally learning how to count, I graduated from elementary school.

* A Song for XX: "This is a song dedicated to porn."

* Free & Easy: "This song is about stealing, of course."

* P.S. II: "I cannot legally say PS2 in a song but i really want one but Max Matsuura says I cannot have one"

* WHATEVER: "I was getting pretty lazy with my song names at this point" (see +)

* Everywhere Nowhere: "This is a song about God."

* RAINBOW: "I decided that gay people need love too. Plus I like making out with myself, hihi."

* BOYS AND GIRLS: "This is a song dedicated to bisexuals.. and myself."

* "A" "H": "Those are my INITIALS?!?!?!"

* "criminal": "I got caught stealing." (See Free & Easy)

* Are You Wake Up?: "Just say it like ten times in a row. Are You Wake Up? Are You Wake Up? Are You Wake Up? Are You Wake Up? Are You Wake Up? Are You Wake Up? Are You Wake Up? Are You Wake Up? Are You Wake Up? Are You Wake Up? Now I bet you just had a seizure."

* Beautiful Fighters: "I wanted to write a song for all the transsexuals out there, including that poor Koda Kumi."

* Evolution: "I'M CHANGING!"

* BLUE BIRD: "I was high and had the hots for Big Bird from Sesame Street. Ooh, those slender legs..."

* 1 LOVE: "There is only 1 love for me...my fans. Haha, just shitting you, it's really MYSELF!"

* Fairyland: "Somebody told me that I was away with the fairies... I don't see why..."

* Moments: "At moments, when I think about my childhood, I feel the cold claws of death and despair once again on my innocent soul. But then I think of how much better I am than Koda Kumi, and everything is alright :3"

* REAL Me: "NO! Seriously I am the real me I'm not just another Dancing robot. Oh and a woman can be dangerous in order to survive."

* talkin' 2 myself: "So, sometimes I talk to myself. ...Wait, what do you mean that's not normal? I thought everyone did it. Dammit, Koda lied to me!"

* glitter: "You'd think it's some metaphor for something really deep, but screw that, I just like looking at shiny stuff."

* WE WISH: "... You a merry christmas! ... Wait, those aren't the lyrics..."

* End of the World: "So like, I had THE worst day. First, I woke up to find Max staring at me creepily, then I slapped him and TOTALLY broke a nail, then I was walking around the avex building and Koda Kumi came up to me looking WAY ****tier than I was, and I was like 'Nuh uh, she did NOT just go there, ******!' and then I wrote this song."

* Mirrorcle World: "don't know, don't care"

[edit] Music Videos (Promotional Videos)

Ayu has contributed ideas to many of her videos. She has commented on several of them.

* STEP you: "Okay, so I'm a schizo. What did you expect?"

* Voyage: "I know I'm crazy. Aren't we all a little crazy at heart? No? Are you sure? The samurai told me so..."

* Alterna: "It was not a blue screen. I do have gears!"

* Bold & Delicious: "My father are from New York, he's real bold...damn, I shouldn't have told you that ><"

* PRIDE: "Everyone wore garbage bags in New York..."

* 1 LOVE: "In my spare time, I enjoy singing, dancing with friends, and human trafficking."

* JEWEL: "Jealous of my bling-bling? I make more money than you. Now go get a life."

* Momentum: "Sure momentum sounds like M and looks like no way to say, but it's only an illusion. I am much deeper than you take me for. Seriously."

* RAINBOW: I am in love with that other Ayu. And it's not because she looks like me. It's because she's better than me. I know! It should be impossible...I am a goddess, after all."

* Born to Be...: "Originally we had planned a bunch of close ups of Ayu, but I had some blemishes...so we just added those lights. You'd never have known if I hadn't told you."

* Ladies Night: "I'm Hitler's super great-granddaughter, so of course I had to have an army."

* Startin' : "Britney Spears was my role model."

* Moments: "Why the **** are these kids in my home? GTFO."

* Free & Easy: "RAWR GRAPES!"

* Real me: "What? A dancing cyborg factory totally seemed like a good idea at the time. My dancers sure as hell can't dance."

* Forgiveness: "Uhh... I think it's because I'm distracted way too eas--OOH A BUTTERFLY!"

* BLUE BIRD: "We based it on a crack party I had the night before. It was hot!"

* Is This LOVE?: "If only Koda Kumi had been there to explode too..."

* Because Of You: "I had originally planned on using porn star ***, but Max said it was too expensive so we had to settle for Otaku Jizz, it was gross.

* Mirrorcle World: "I was thinking of a rape scene in that phone cell, or a lesbic duo with that oversized red dress, but Max refused, so I just moved my ass around Paris and showed off a bit on that ****ty hotel scene ^-^"

* vogue/Far away/SEASONS: "I'm ****ing lazy."

* Days: "I want him BACK!"

* NEXT LEVEL: "Nothing overly American about it."

[the angel song]

For all the hardcore haters out there wasting their time...uhh ayu is always gonna be making the $$ and living the high life (which she earned back in her peak). So it's all wasted energy bashing her about being deaf/big eyed/bla bla, cause it has no effect on her whatsoever. That's the best part about those psychos. They just circlejerk eachother lmao.

NOW the peeps making the funnier parody pics and such...<3 hilarious. No one should be COMPLETELY whiteknighting their idols where they can't take a joke.

[Not~Yet]

nanakopy: I remember reading that once... My absolute favourite is the End of the World one I can so imagine these in my head.

I think those for example are jokes/parodies made in a good taste.

[Minttulatte]

ROFLMAO. Seriously. :'DD I don't understand why some people take these kind of jokes too seriously. This saved my day. Absolutely. <3