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Old 1st February 2006, 04:36 PM
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Gwen Stefani - hollaback girl

Uh huh! this my ****!
All the girls gotta beat like this
I love the song...and isn´t it
All you girls stamp your feet like this?
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Old 1st February 2006, 04:53 PM
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Cause I aint no hollaback girl, I aint no hollaback girl

so yeah, those are the ones that come to my mind
huuuu I know someone who would be (prolly is alrady) pissed about these lyrics *cough* touchedstar *cough*
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Old 1st February 2006, 05:20 PM
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I think that Scooter have some bad lyrics...

"Friends"


SCOOTER!! Yeah!!
We're gonna hit you harder!
Yeeah! C'mon, c'mon!

Friends!...We'll be Friends!
We'll be friends...We'll be friends!
Friends!...We'll be Friends!
We'll be friends...We'll be friends!
Friends!...We'll be Friends!
We'll be friends...We'll be friends!
Friends!...We'll be Friends!
We'll be friends...We'll be friends!

We're gonna hit you harder!
Yeeah! C'mon, c'mon!

Friends!...We'll be Friends!
We'll be friends...We'll be friends!
Friends!...We'll be Friends!
We'll be friends...We'll be friends!
Friends!...We'll be Friends!
We'll be friends...We'll be friends!
Friends!...

Yeeah! C'mon, c'mon!
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Old 1st February 2006, 05:25 PM
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^hahahaah now you're reminding me

Scooter - How much is the fish?

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How much is the fish?!!
Yeeehaah!!
Sunshine in the air!!
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Old 1st February 2006, 06:41 PM
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sorry but that song just...gets to me...
and to be honest...I don't really want to know what the actual lyrics are...and then there's...

Ayumi Hamasaki Bold & Delicious

yayayaya gagagaga dadadada wowowowo

I immediately threw down my headphones when I heard that x_X'
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Old 5th February 2006, 03:41 AM
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Keyshia Cole Lyrics

I Should've Cheated Lyrics



Baby . . .

[Verse 1:]

First of all let me say
You can't accuse me of all the things
you know that you are guilty of
And I see that it is easy for you to blame
everything on me
If that's the case I should go have my fun
and do all the things you say I do
Boy I can't continue to take this from you

[Chorus:]

I might as well have cheated on you
As much as you accused me of cheating
I might as well have lied to you
As much as you accused me of lying
I might as well have gone to the club
As much as you accused me of clubbin'
I might as well have threw away my love
As much as you accused me

[Verse 2:]

You say I was out with somebody else
When my girl told me she saw you with some girl
(Some girl)
But I didn't accuse you of something that I didn't see myself
Realize that I wouldn't never do anything to disrespect you
Trust me, you gotta stop accusing me

[Chorus]

[Bridge]

Don't you know I wish I knew
that you would treat me this way
If you don't promise me
that you've changed your ways I'm leaving today
And I ain't coming back
And you made it like that
Was unfair to me
All this jealousy
I'm your everything
What will you do without me?
Why you trippin'?

[Chorus]

I should have lied
I should have cheated
Maybe I should have went out to the club
Or maybe I ... should have done it
Should have given away all my love
Or maybe I ... I should have played you
Cause you don't appreciate me, no
And I tried to stay down with you
But you're making it hard for me

[Chorus]

As much as you accused me of cheatin'
I should have cheated
As much as you accused me of lying
As much as you accused me of clubbin'
(I love you)
As much as you accused me of cheatin'
I should have cheated
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Old 5th February 2006, 06:29 AM
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Smile.dk - Butterfly

Ahh memories...

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Otherwise I must say that happy hardcore music takes the cake when it comes to stupid lyrics and cheese factor.

Brisk & Trixxy - Eye Opener

Open your eyes, see all the love in me
I've got enough forever
Don't be afraid, take all you need from me, and we'll be strong together


*repeat a zillion times over*

Eclipse - Be Happy

I'll be happy 'till the day I die
I smile each day and I don't ever cry
Feeling sad is such a waste of time
So be happy, just try

Things will get you down in life
Wear a smile and you'll get by
Just make sure you love yourself
Don't you worry about noone else
Rise above the lowest days
Hold with it, it always pays (?)

*then theres a couple lines I can't really make out*

So yeah. They're cheesy.
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Old 5th February 2006, 06:34 AM
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lol...

ai ai ai, ai ai ai

Where's my samurai?
I've been searching for a man...all across japan..just to find my samurai...

lol butterfly is such a corny ass song
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Old 5th February 2006, 01:53 PM
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LIVE IS LIIIFE (pronounced Life is Life more or less)

Na na nana naaa...

Liiive is LIFE!

nanananana...

etc.
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Old 7th February 2006, 01:00 AM
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okay...let's see...oh yeah

Ashlee Simpson - LOVE

l o l o l o l o v e

Grr...I got an ugly feeling when typing those stupid lyrics down...

PS: why is she still going? she shouldve just stopped when she got embarassed on SNL.
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"how 'bout them transparent dangling carrots" <-- WTF is that?
Alanis Morrissette - Thank U

"Can you hear it ring?"
"It makes you wanna sing"
"It's such a beautiful thing - Ka-ching!" <-- ahh the sound of those cash registers
Shania Twain - Ka-ching!

"We live on a mountain
Right at the top
There's a beautiful view
From the top of the mountain
Every morning I walk towards the edge
And throw little things off
Like: Car-parts, bottles and cutlery <-- um I don't about that
Or whatever I find lying around"

"It's real early morning
No-one is awake
I'm back at my cliff
Still throwing things off
I listen to the sounds they make
On their way down
I follow him with my eyes 'till they crash
Imagine what my body would sound like
Slamming against those rocks" <-- Kinda scary
Bjork - Hyper-Ballad

"All the modern things
Like cars and such
Have always existed

They've just been waiting in a mountain
For the right moment

Listening to the irritating noises
Of dinosaurs and people
Dabbling outside" <-- I really like the sound of that!
Bjork - The Modern Things
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Old 9th February 2006, 03:02 AM
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okay...let's see...oh yeah

Ashlee Simpson - LOVE

l o l o l o l o v e

Grr...I got an ugly feeling when typing those stupid lyrics down...

PS: why is she still going? she shouldve just stopped when she got embarassed on SNL.
AHHHHH! WHENEVER MY SISTER LISTENS TO THAT SONG I WANT TO RIP MY HAIR OUT! So I make something fun out of it. "L O L O L O L O L Z!" LOLZ! Hehe. Anyway, just about any Cannibal Corpse song has terrible lyrics. As much as I love them, their lyrics go WAY beyond cheesy. I'm not trying to offend anyone because I'm just using it as an example. If anyone is offended, feel free to edit the post. :p

Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face

There's something inside me
It's, it's coming out
I feel like killing you
Let loose the anger, held back too long
My blood runs cold
Through my anatomy, dwells another being
Rooted in my cortex, a servant to its bidding
Brutality now becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead
Eyes bulging from their sockets
With every swing of my mallet
I smash your ******* head in, until brains seep in
through the cracks, blood does leak
distorted beauty, catastrophe
Steaming slop, splattered all over me
Lifeless body, slouching dead
Lecherous abcess, where you once had a head

Avoiding the prophecy of my new found lust
You will never live again, soon your life will end
I'll see you die at my feet, eternally I smash your face
facial bones collapse as I crack your skull in half
Crushing, cranial, contents
Draining the snot, I rip out the eyes
Squeezing them in my hands nerves are incised
Peeling the flesh off the bottom of my weapon
Involuntarily pulpifying facial regions
Suffer, and then you die Torture, pulverized
At one with my sixth sense, I feel free
To kill as I please, no one can stop me
Created to kill, the carnage continues
Violently reshaping human facial tissue
Brutality becomes my appetite
Violence is now a way of life
The sledge my tool to torture
As it pounds down on your forehead
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Old 12th February 2006, 05:31 AM
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Fall Out Boy Lyrics

Dance, Dance Lyrics



She says she's no good with words but I'm worse
Barely stuttered out
"A joke of a romantic" or stuck to my tongue
Weighed down with words too over-dramatic
Tonight it's "it can't get much worse"
Vs. "no one should ever feel like.."

I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

You always fold just before you're found out
Drink up its last call
Last resort
But only the first mistake and I...

I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by

Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress, love

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress (mattress, mattress)
I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead

Dance this is the way they'd love (way they'd love)
Dance this is the way they'd love (way they'd love)
Dance this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
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Old 12th February 2006, 05:51 AM
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I dunno if they were already posted, but..

"You Make Me Want To Be A Man - Utada Hikaru"

[Chorus:]
I really wanna tell you something
This is just the way I am
I really wanna tell you something, but I can't
You make me want to be a man
Arguments that have no meaning
This is just the way I am
You really wanna tell me something, but you can't
You make me want to be a man

The thunder and the rain called you and you came
We didn't need to say much to communicate
Now it's different; 99% is misinterpreted

[Chorus:]
I really wanna tell you something
This is just the way I am
I really wanna tell you something, but I can't
You make me want to be a man
Arguments that have no meaning
This is just the way I am
You really wanna tell me something, but you can't
You make me want to be a man

Every word you say finds a home in me
Nothing that anyone could ever say
Could hurt me like this
Baby please, don't light that cigarette
Don't light that cigarette

[Chorus:]
I really wanna tell you something
This is just the way I am
I really wanna tell you something, but I can't
You make me want to be a man
Arguments that have no meaning
This is just the way I am
You really wanna tell me something, but you can't
You make me want to be a man

[Chorus:]
I really wanna tell you something
This is just the way I am
I really wanna tell you something, but I can't
You make me want to be a man
Arguments that have no meaning
This is just the way I am
You really wanna tell me something, but you can't
You make me want to be a man


Britney Spears - I'm a Slave 4U

I know I may be young
But I’ve got feelings too
And I need to do what I feel like doing
So let me go and just listen

All you people look at me like I’m a little girl
Well did you ever think it'd be okay for me to step into thisworld
Always saying,"little girl don’t step into the club"
Well I’m just tryin’ to find out why cause dancing’s what Ilove

Get it get it, get it get it, whooah
Get it get it, get it get it, whooah (Do you like it)
Get it get it, get it get it, whooah (This feels good)

I know I may come off quiet
I may come off shy
But I feel like talking
Feel like dancing when I see this guy

What’s practical is logical
What the hell, who cares?
All I know is I’m so happy when you’re dancing there

I’m a slave for you
I cannot hold it
I cannot control it
I’m a slave for you
I won’t deny it
I’m not trying to hide it

Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me (I just wanna dance next toyou)
To another time and place
Oh Baby, don’t you wanna, dance up on me (Are you ready)
Leave behind my name and age(Let's go)

(Like that)
(You like it)
(Yeah)
(Now watch me)

Get it get it, get it get it, whooah
Get it get it, get it get it, whooah (Do you like it)
Get it get it, get it get it, whooah (This feels good)
[Panting]

I really wanna dance, tonight with you (I just can’t helpmyself)
I really wanna do what you want me to (I just feel I let myselfgo)
I really wanna dance, tonight with you (Wanna see you move)
I really wanna do what you want me to (Uh Uh Uh)

Baby, don’t you wanna, dance up on me (I just wanna dance next toyou)
To another time and place
Oh Baby, don’t you wanna, dance up on me (Are you ready)
Leave behind my name and age(Lets go)

I’m a slave for you (Like That)
I cannot hold it
I cannot control it
I’m a slave for you (It just feels good)
I won’t deny it
I’m not trying to hide it (Baby)

Get it get it, get it get it, whooah
Get it get it, get it get it, whooah
Get it get it, get it get it, whooah
[Panting]

Get it get it, get it get it, whooah
Get it get it, get it get it, whooah
Get it get it, get it get it, whooah
[Panting]

I’m a slave for you (Here we go now)
I cannot hold it
I cannot control it
I’m a slave for you (Here we go)
I won’t deny it (Yeah Yeah)
I’m not trying to hide it (Yeah)

(Like that)
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Old 13th February 2006, 03:56 AM
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"how 'bout them transparent dangling carrots" <-- WTF is that?
Alanis Morrissette - Thank U

"Can you hear it ring?"
"It makes you wanna sing"
"It's such a beautiful thing - Ka-ching!" <-- ahh the sound of those cash registers
Shania Twain - Ka-ching!
lol, thats funny,,, but...

Quote:
Originally Posted by cybermoomba
"We live on a mountain
Right at the top
There's a beautiful view
From the top of the mountain
Every morning I walk towards the edge
And throw little things off
Like: Car-parts, bottles and cutlery <-- um I don't about that
Or whatever I find lying around"

"It's real early morning
No-one is awake
I'm back at my cliff
Still throwing things off
I listen to the sounds they make
On their way down
I follow him with my eyes 'till they crash
Imagine what my body would sound like
Slamming against those rocks" <-- Kinda scary
Bjork - Hyper-Ballad

"All the modern things
Like cars and such
Have always existed

They've just been waiting in a mountain
For the right moment

Listening to the irritating noises
Of dinosaurs and people
Dabbling outside" <-- I really like the sound of that!
Bjork - The Modern Things
dude, u did NOT just put bjork in the worst lyrics section, i tink u musta mistook it for weirdest lyrics or something,cos there aint nothing, an i mean NOTHING wrong wit hyperballad/modern things lyrics, theyre genius...
phew...

ok, my 50cents...

madonna (i think it was american life)
"feelin superduper as i drive my mini-cooper..."
er... yeah, whatever...

and h8 2say it, but...

ayu (Real me)
a woman could be having fun, a woman could be like a nun...
*cringe*
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Old 14th February 2006, 05:29 AM
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lol, thats funny,,, but...
dude, u did NOT just put bjork in the worst lyrics section, i tink u musta mistook it for weirdest lyrics or something,cos there aint nothing, an i mean NOTHING wrong wit hyperballad/modern things lyrics, theyre genius...
phew...
I think sometimes Bjork throws random thoughts together and calls them songs.
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Old 14th February 2006, 04:14 PM
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I think sometimes Bjork throws random thoughts together and calls them songs.
well...that's what mostly songs are...just random thoughts... okay here's one

Ashlee Simpson - La la
You make me wanna lala!

...what's a la la

Meat Loaf - I will do anything for love

I will do anything for love but I won't do that

...what's that?

Pokemon theme

Pokemon - gotta catch em all!

...okay...?
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Old 14th February 2006, 08:20 PM
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I think sometimes Bjork throws random thoughts together and calls them songs.
that may well be true, but look at some of the crap weve got here, cheeky girls, that "i wanna be fat song", etc etc, u cant place bjork in the same category, even if they are just random thoughts, thats what i was gettin@...
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For those readers who may not be familiar with Super Eurobeat can you tell give us a brief primer on the series as it's released in Japan? If possible could you elaborate on the philosophy of the series and "Eurobeat" as an artistic and musical expression as you understand it?

Dave Rodgers: I think that Eurobeat, like any other kind of music, is one way to give sensation and good vibration to the audience: It's not important what you play or the style you choose, but the basic point is to give emotions.

Depending on who hears the lyrics, any might seem stupid or gross or weird. The lyrics to for example I wanna be fat doesen't IMO make the song bad. The crazy style of eurobeat actually suits such type of lyrics very well. In case of those lyrics, they might actually have a message depending on how you interpret them. Even the touch my bum song. So I don't really see how Björk doesen't belong here .
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Old 14th February 2006, 09:27 PM
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For those readers who may not be familiar with Super Eurobeat can you tell give us a brief primer on the series as it's released in Japan? If possible could you elaborate on the philosophy of the series and "Eurobeat" as an artistic and musical expression as you understand it?

Dave Rodgers: I think that Eurobeat, like any other kind of music, is one way to give sensation and good vibration to the audience: It's not important what you play or the style you choose, but the basic point is to give emotions.

Depending on who hears the lyrics, any might seem stupid or gross or weird. The lyrics to for example I wanna be fat doesen't IMO make the song bad. The crazy style of eurobeat actually suits such type of lyrics very well. In case of those lyrics, they might actually have a message depending on how you interpret them. Even the touch my bum song. So I don't really see how Björk doesen't belong here .
ok, i get what ur saying, but i stand fast when i say that i do not believe bjork should be included in this thread, its about WORST lyrics not weirdest.. and particularly considering the specific songs chosen (hyper-ballad / modern things, awesome lyrics imo) i think it is obscene 2group them 2gether with cheeky girls / eurobeat / everything else in this thread... thats just my opinion thou, im a pretty big bjork fan so whatevs...
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