Funniest Song Lyrics and Movie Lines Ever

[fantaisie.sign]

Have you ever heard a song that had ridiculous lyrics or lyrics that make you laugh for hours? Or a movie with similar silliness? My personal favorite is from 50 Cent's new song 21 Questions:

"I love you like a fat kid love cake." *rotfl*

Can you think of any others?

[ImpactBreaker]

"even if you were broke, my love don't cost a thing"
Jennifer Lopez


If her love doesn't cost a thing it should have been "even if you weren't broke" instead, implying that money can't buy her love hehehe. A broken guy doesn't have any money anyway so why would she be yelling at him saying that money can't buy her? LOL dumb.....

[ZeF]

hmm...
Probably most of the songs from classic Disney movies (they don't make them like they used to anymore). When I listen to lyrics from Aladdin or Beauty and the Beast I get a fit of laughs.

:2laugh

Zef

[rainbow_momiji™]

theres is band in UK called Girls Aloud

there lyrics is

Daddy told me look into the future
Sit at your computer, be a good girl
And Mama said remember your a lady,
Think before your play and straighten your curls,

Daddy always told me to remember,
Leave the boys, till later, don't you drop down
Mama said I'd never get to heaven
Hang out till eleven, with the wrong crowd

this makes me laugh 4 sum reason >,< the daddy n the mama lol

and at the end " and frankly i dont give a care " im like does that even make sesne

[Peruvian_Sky]

Any of Cradle of Filth's lyrics. But you have to have a dark sense of humor to get the point.

On Weird Al's new album he does a parody of Avril Lavigne's "Complicated''. It is hysterical.

"A Complicated Song'' by Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh ... extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me

Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came

Just us eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I faced

Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity

Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no

I was feelin' pretty down
'Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say

In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddely spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me

Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no

I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide

Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see

Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated

Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no

[Giga_Man]

hmm... i recall from...
Kung-pow:
"I Rule Baby! I Rule! All day Long! Sweet Susie!"
"That's Alotta Nuts!!!"
"You go there, i'll go home..."
the intermision tingie
and the old man's song "Taco Bells"

[Delirium-Zer0]

"Oooweeeoooweeeeooowweeeeooweeee!"

It's all about "THAT'S ALOT OF NUTS" though. Or how about "You are a disgrace to french aliens!!"

[appears]

peruvian_sky, those lyrics are f~cking weird :p

lyrics that make me laugh:

"a woman could be having fun
a woman could be like a nun
in order to survive"

[bulmasman]

Song Lyrics...
Well, although i love Shakira, there's just somethign overly stupid about the line

"Lucky that my breats are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains."

MOUNTAINS!!!!!!!!!! Is this woman crazy or something????? Anyway, i really hated this song when it was first releasedm and i hated Shakira, but after a whilei grew to like it, although it's still an awful line.

[appears]

shiina ringo's weird in general...
this was a title for one of her songs - [aisaika no cyosyoku] = the breakfast of the wife-loving husband
-_-

[Cientifik]

theres one song that makes me laugh no matter what.
the beer song from the simpsons:

When I was 17.
I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake I.D.
My name was Bryan Magee.
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was 17.

[isaac hiew]

I always laughed at Eminem's songs....

I remember that he sang a song which include a line, "Please stand up, please stand up", after that I heard a pair of girl's voice singing the exact same tune, but the line was changed to, "Please shut up, please shut up".

I can't help stopping me being rolling on the ground and laughing.

[rainbow_momiji™]

lol isaac

erm well in crouching tiger hidden dragon ders dis bit which i think is super evil/funny

girl : i will avenge mother *waves dagger*
jade fox : ill send you to hell you lil ****

i was like omg so funny and the expressions