How does Ayu...

[ohsixthirty]

lmao, i've heard it all now.

i think ayumi uses a manual toothbrush and as for her toothpaste, she always uses a minty flavor, and it has to be green as she doesn't like any other color. when she brushes her teeth she pulls her toothbrush out of its Luis Vuitton holder using her right hand and she gently squeezes a straight line of green toothpaste down the center of the bristles and then applies this to her teeth. first she brushes her front teeth up and down and up and down and then she moves on to the molars, always starting on the left side of her mouth. she brushes back and forth and back and forth on both sides and then she brushes all around the rest of her mouth before going back to her front teeth again where she brushes up and down and up and down one last time. then she turns on the water faucet with her left hand and maneuvers her toothbrush underneath the flow of water to rinse off the remaining toothpaste and then she expels the foamy toothpaste from her mouth, returns her brush to its holder and then takes a drink from a clear glass that she keeps nearby and rinses and expels the water into her sink. she returns the clear glass to where she found it using her right hand and then looks in the mirror to check her toothbrushing job. she smiles (much like she did on the cover of a recent album) and slightly moves her head to the left and to the right to verify that there are no particles of food in her teeth. she then runs her tongue from the left rear molar all the way across the front teeth to her right rear molar to feel how clean her newly brushed teeth are, smiles again into the mirror and exits her bathroom to maron who usually likes to wait outside the door for her because hearing ayumi doing all that brushing typically makes him realize in his doggy head just how hungry he is.

but anyway, thats pretty much it. don't get me started on flossing or brushing maron's teeth though...!