So... what's the secret behind Secret?

[alt.total-loser]

The secret is that there isn't a secret...

LOL ew. D:

Maybe the secret is that she found out something about herself. You know. But she won't tell us, of course.

[realize_!]

this thread is just getting out of hand now lol.XD

[immel]

^Now it's pretty normal. It was out of hand page 1-8, sorta .

She's been telling us about most of her life already, in more or less obscure ways ... I bet she'll do it again. There's something to this title, and Ayu being the person she is she already knows we'll know there's something.

rofl@walking proud

[walking proud]

Thank you for laughing at my evil rumor creating humor.

[LiberiFatali]

I think the "Secret" is that she is pregnant, and that the album has a bonus track in which she announces her pregnancy and expresses her feelings about it.
Or...
The album has hidden pictures in its booklet, hidden tracks and so on; so she decided to call it "Secret" because it has lots of secret things in it.

[explodingbird]

Maybe she has a secret in her pants.

[immel]

Then you'd be happy!

[raspberrygashes]

O.O
I don't think this thread has any rational possibilities.
It's quite fun to read though

I thought that being pregnant was the most interesting possibilty for the secret. But now, I'm not so sure. I was thinking she looked pregnant from the JEWEL performance, but now maybe she's just gained a little weight because of the pictures from MS with Koda Kumi. But you never know.

[Joel]

I think the real question here is:

What is the secret behind immel making a thread about the secret about secret.

GASP! CONSPIRACY!

[kotora]

Originally Posted by explodingbird

I find it bizarre that you... managed to misspell "secret" every single time.

I don't see what's so bad about people who don't write their own lyrics. I mean, not everyone's a genius with those (and sometimes, I'd rather have an outside source do it than have the singer write them, because on occasion, the singer writes terrible lyrics), but there are those who can't write them but are damn good at interpreting them.

Oops, thanks for telling. I was daydreaming.

To be honest, I like the name of album "Secret". It is much better than someone who named rumor songs as Humanity, Egg, Now and Forever, or whatever he could name.

Originally Posted by explodingbird

Maybe she has a secret in her pants.

I would like to dig the secret out!

[explodingbird]

What if the secret in her pants was a horrible horrible monster that ate puppies, hated bright lights, and killed without thought?

omg, this thread is still alive? LOL

[ohsixthirty]

wait, i just thought...

what if the secret is that there is NO secret?!

or what if ayumi is really immel?

now that'd be a real secret!

[immel]

What if the secret is that we will have to see that posted three times per page?



I was second to post that, by the way!

[ohsixthirty]

Originally Posted by immel

What if the secret is that we will have to see that posted three times per page?



I was second to post that, by the way!

no way, its my idea. 100% original.

maybe the secret is why she decided to make a mini album instead of a full album?

(this is so fun.)

Maybe the secret is .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...........................................there is no secret

*shocked*

Preposterous, I know!

[Terri]

^ I think we ALLLL came to that conclusion looong ago

It's probably right too

[PrincessAyu]

Originally Posted by walking proud

The secret: She's a gay female pretending to be a male pretending to be a female who really works for the American CIA to gain control of Japan through popularity. Also, there's subliminal messages in her music that when you play it backwards it brainwashes you into loving America and hating Japan.

Oh, and she's pregnant.

With sextuplets.

wha?

[Thulanks]

Maybe the secret is that she has a relationship with Namie Amuro, and all that crap about they fightin' was to hide their love!!

[kotora]

Originally Posted by explodingbird

What if the secret in her pants was a horrible horrible monster that ate puppies, hated bright lights, and killed without thought?

oh my lord, I will eat it first.

Secret IV: Ayu is not ayu!