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Old 23rd November 2005, 07:21 AM
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I want to eat eat eat apples and bananas.

Worst Barney song ever.
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Old 23rd November 2005, 07:39 AM
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I slang in my white tee
I bang in my white tee
All in the club spitting game in my white tee
I bling in my white tee serve feigns in my white tee
**** a throwback i look clean in my white tee

Step on the scene with some green and some hard white work
Real clean fresh jeans and a all white shirt
We all get money and we all smoke twerk
Hit the dirt one squirt will leave all yall murk
Cause im fresh in my white tee they glance at my white tee and i
Got the hat that match my pants and my white tee
Whoever that you might see
I know they got a white tee
Uncle brother sister mother dad or ur wifey
Hanes or fruit of the loom be the
Name of my white tee
I gotta change man its a stain on my white tee
Lames in a white tee i bring the pain in my white tee
Hispanic cracka pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~ even yangs wearin white tee
Hit the club deep and we all got a white tee
A throw back no that hell naw it dont excite me
You dont need no throwback cause you will be set on your white


Stupid White Tee song. Stupid white tees....
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Old 23rd November 2005, 05:37 PM
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Stupid White Tee song. Stupid white tees....
I agree. Don't forget the stupid Pink and Black tee song . Now that you mention it that stupid "Shake that Laffy Taffy" song. Also the "Yeah I Think They Like me" song. Also the "I'm Sprung" song. Plus "Smile for me daddy, let me see your grill". No wonder people hate rap music.
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Old 23rd November 2005, 10:07 AM
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Anything by the Cheeky Girls *shudder*.
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Old 23rd November 2005, 10:12 AM
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It's Mini Moni's Telephone! Ring Ring Ring
Let's make a call Ring Ring Ring
Snappity Snap flips the phone Ring Ring Ring
Ring Ring Ring Bzzz Bzzz Bzzz
Ring Ring Ring Vrrrrrrr!
"This is Mini Moni's Answering Service Center."
Ah It's the answering machine. It's the answering machine.

Let's put on our make-up. La La La
Snappity Snappity go our compacts La La La
Am I a beauty? I wonder?
Let's just go natural!
If we can't find it anywhere, let's make it.
"Putting cheese on Pepperoncino makes it taste better, you know!"

Let's enjoy having fun conversations
Mini Moni. Telephone goes Ring Ring Ring.

The phone rang Ring Ring Ring
At this hour? it couldn't be! Ring Ring Ring
hello hello? Hello Hello Hello!
Who is it? Who do you think!
"Hello I am Mini Moni. Who is calling please?"
I am Kago! I am Tsuji!
Let's take a picture! Snap Snap Snap!
Camera Camera Camera. Snap Snap Snap!
Let's make for a good picture, with a nice smiling face and a victory sign!
If no one knows the answer, then let's experiment!
"What the heck is a 'yanbarukuina' bird?!"

Let's have a relaxing enjoyable conversation.
Mini Moni Telephone goes Ring Ring Ring
ah It's the answering machine It's the answering machine.
Mini Moni Mini Moni ...
"I invented Okonomiyaki BOWL!"
Let's enjoy an enjoyable conversastion.


Cough. Mini Moni's "Mini Moni Telephone Rin! Rin! Rin!".

Needless to say, I didn't feel a need to venture any further into Hello! Project.
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Old 23rd November 2005, 10:21 AM
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woooooooow. o_o just, wow. that owns all XD
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Old 23rd November 2005, 10:36 AM
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"I was gonna go to school, but then I got high".

Right on.

Gotta love those Mini Moni lyrics, btw, haha. I also remember one that was like an English lesson, that one was pretty ridiculous as well.
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Old 23rd November 2005, 10:51 AM
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I just tried reading those Mini Mono lyrics out loud, and I simply couldn't, I got a stitch from laughing.

Everyone give it a try also!
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Old 23rd November 2005, 02:33 PM
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those Mini Moni lryics are HILARIOUS! haha!

and I agree that Madonna song has horribly corny lyrics...i hate that.
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Old 23rd November 2005, 03:53 PM
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Eifelle 65's Blue song.
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Old 23rd November 2005, 06:15 PM
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Yeah, today's hiphop and r&b music suck-*ss
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Old 23rd November 2005, 07:01 PM
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Any country lyrics.
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Old 24th November 2005, 12:06 AM
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Any country lyrics.
Some country has some good lyrics. Faith Hill, for example.
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Old 23rd November 2005, 08:44 PM
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Cause you're mine
And tonight, you don't revolve around her
You're mine
And this time, I'm gonna scream a little louder

Don't wanna be like
Every other girl in the world
Like every other one who wants you
Cause when I see you, something inside me burns
And then I realize, I wanna come first
I wanna come first

You look at me and I just die
It's like heaven arriving in my mind
And I can't believe all this jealousy
I used to be a girl who could let a guy breathe

Lindsay Lohan - First

I remember buying this album and reading the lyrics to most of the songs... I knew then I'd hate the album.
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Old 23rd November 2005, 08:54 PM
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..wow, she just revealed that she's a controlling.. um.. girl.
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Old 23rd November 2005, 09:08 PM
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In that case why would you be with a guy who revolves around another girl?
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Old 23rd November 2005, 09:10 PM
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..because she's into leftovers?
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Old 23rd November 2005, 09:46 PM
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ANY eurobeat-lyrics. THose are toatlly crazy:

f.ex.

Go Go Girls - I Wanna Be Fat

French fries, Milk shake
Then I look at me and I'm OK
Goodbye small size
Any dress I'll chose will fit all right

Touch my body when I'm dancing
Feel my sexy 'n' wave flesh, I'm shaking
Don't like "Skin and Bones"
Take me to the discotheque, oh yeah!

I wanna be fat, don't wanna be thin
Whenever you look at me you'll see what I mean
I wanna be fat, come on and relax
I don't wanna merry you let's have sex
I wanna be fat, don't wanna be slim
Food is my only love don't treat me so mean
I wanna be fat, I wanna be large
When I'm walking through the town
You'll like me so much

Hot chocolate
Everything I need to make my day
Let's dance my way
Moving all around let's all get wild

I wanna be fat, be fat, be so fat
Everybody wanna have sex
I wanna have sex, have sex, too much sex
Everybody's gonna be fat

French fries, Milk shake
Everything I need to make my day
Don't stop me tonight
Want a guy who'll love me as I like


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Old 4th December 2005, 08:19 AM
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..because she's into leftovers?
lmao
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Old 23rd November 2005, 09:54 PM
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^omg, that reminds me of that crazy fast foot song...remember...something like:

a pizza hut a pizza hut
kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
mcdonalds mcdonals
kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
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