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Old 16th December 2005, 03:35 AM
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I'm blue dabadeebeeda....
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Old 16th December 2005, 11:51 AM
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I'm blue dabadeebeeda....
That was one of the most irritating things I have ever heard
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Old 16th December 2005, 01:41 PM
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I'm blue dabadeebeeda....
I always wondered what that song was about... being drunk?
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Skee Lo - I wish I was a baller

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1-I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala
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the song rocks though and the PV is really funny ^^
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Old 16th December 2005, 02:43 PM
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hahahaha some western songs are just plain dumb..

hmmmmm.. i cant think of any! *thinks hard*
aha!

Chu! Natsu Party - 3 Nin Matsuri
Smooch! Smooch! Smooch! Smooch Smooch!
Summer Pa~rty
Smooch! Smooch! I'm hoping for something!
Smooch!

Going out early in the morning
to the blue sea in a group of friends
YES! MY LOVE!
take the train for a day trip

Smooch! Smooch! Smooch! Smooch Smooch!
Summer Pa~rty
Smooch! Smooch! I'm hoping for something!
Smooch!

blessed with good weather
the seaside shoppes too, make for a nice atmosphere.
I LOVE YOU!
for lunch Barbeque


cute song but weird lyrics!
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Old 16th December 2005, 03:42 PM
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Some silly song on mainstream radio annoys the hell out of me, I don't even know who sings it but it goes something like this.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was [Insert word] like me
*Repeats
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Old 16th December 2005, 09:30 PM
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Some silly song on mainstream radio annoys the hell out of me, I don't even know who sings it but it goes something like this.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was [Insert word] like me
*Repeats
Ugh, the Pussycat Dolls. I don't like that song at all.
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Old 16th December 2005, 09:47 PM
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I'm blue dabadeebeeda....
LOL If you think that's bad, the brazillian version they created using the composition of that song was worse (even worse I have the feeling they just stole the composition without permission)

Here's the translated lyrics for english:

It hurts...
a slap doesn't hurt
a slap doesn't hurt
a slap doesn't hurt
JUST A SLAP *slap*

Horrible i know....
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Old 16th December 2005, 09:50 PM
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Some silly song on mainstream radio annoys the hell out of me, I don't even know who sings it but it goes something like this.

Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Don't you wish your girlfriend was [Insert word] like me
*Repeats

I hate that one, it's so pointless and repetitive.
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Old 16th December 2005, 10:19 PM
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Tom Green - The Bum Bum Song.


My bum is on the rail
Bum is on the rail
Look at me
My bum is on the rail
My bum is on a man
Bum is on a man
It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man
My bum is on a step
Bum is on a step
Don't fall down the steps you might hurt your bum!
(Insane Laughter)
And that's not very fun
If you fall down and hurt your bum
I like to put my bum on things
It's fun for everyone

My bum is on the cheese
Bum is on the cheese
If I get lucky I'll get a disease!
My bum is on the Swedish, Swedish!
Swedish. Swedish
My bum is on the gum
My bum is on the gum
I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum
My bum is on the ship
The battleship
I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum
I'd shoot POO all over the place
POO POO!!

Cause that isn't very fun
When they shoot a cannon in your bum
I like to put my bum on things
it's fun for everyone
My bum is on the dog
My bum is on the cat
My bum is on the phone
My bum is all alone...

The rail is all alone
The man is all alone
The Swedish is all alone
My bum...is all alone....

1,2,3,4
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
(etc.)


Also: (sorry I can't remember the artist)


Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum,
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum.

In the morning, laughing happy fish heads,
In the evening, floating in the soup.

Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum.

Ask a fish head anything you want to,
They won't answer, they can't talk.

Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum

I took a fish head out to see a movie,
Didn't have to pay to get it in.

Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum.

They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters,
They're not good dancers, they don't play drums.

Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum

Roly-poly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino
In Italian restaurants with Oriental women, yeah

Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum.

Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum,
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum,
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum, yeah.
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Old 16th December 2005, 11:26 PM
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One of the weirdest is probably the one from the Cutey Honey


She's the sort of girl who's always in fashion
And her behind is the cutest one we know of
Please look my way Honey!
On account of, on account of just because

(...)

She's the sort of girl who's always in fashion
And her breasts are the nicest ones we know of
Please look my way Honey!
On account of, on account of just because


And this:

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http://home.comcast.net/~dwedit/flash/mikomiko.html
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Old 16th December 2005, 11:52 PM
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And this:

(Push the "Subtitles" button):

http://home.comcast.net/~dwedit/flash/mikomiko.html

Oh....my..... (guess what).... god!
this is insane
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Old 17th December 2005, 01:20 AM
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STUPIDEST song EVER:
Peanut Butter Jelly by Buckwheat Boys
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I actually love that song XD The lyrics are so CATCHY!But.. bad @___@;

I can't think of anything else that no one posted yet...
Maybe I'll stumble accross one soon xD
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Old 17th December 2005, 08:54 PM
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Tom Green - The Bum Bum Song.
ohhh i think songs from Tom Green's are pretty dirty and ugh.. meaningless.
like "My Bum Is On Ya Lips".
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Old 18th December 2005, 05:04 AM
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Gwen Stefani - What You Waiting For

What an amazing time
What a family
How did the years go by?
Now it's only me

Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
(La la la la la)

Like a cat in heat stuck in a moving car
A scary conversations,
Shut my eyes, can't find the brake
What if they say that you're a climber?

Naturally i'm worried if i do it alone
Who really cares cuz it's your life
You never know, it could be great
Take a chance cuz you might grow
Oh... oh ohhh

What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting for!?

What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting for!?

Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock

Take a chance you stupid Hoe

Like an echo pedal, you're repeating yourself
You know it all by heart
Why are you standing in one place?
Born to blossom, bloom to perish

Your moment will run out
Cuz of your sex chromosome
I know it's so messed up how our society all thinks (for sure)
Life is short, you're capable (uh huh)
Oh... oh ohhh

LOOK AT YOUR WATCH NOW!
YOU'RE STILL A SUPER HOT FEMALE!
YOU GOT YOUR MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT!
AND THEY'RE ALL WAITING FOR YOUR HOT TRACK!

What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting for!?

What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting for!?

I can't wait to go
Back and do Japan
Get me lots of brand new fans
Osaka, Tokyo
You Harajuku girls
Damn, you've got some wicked style...

GO!
LOOK AT YOUR WATCH NOW!
YOU'RE STILL A SUPER HOT FEMALE!
YOU GOT YOUR MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT!
AND THEY'RE ALL WAITING FOR YOUR HOT TRACK!

What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting for!?

What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting for!?

What you waiting for?
What you waiting for?
Take a chance, you stupid hoe

Take a chance, you stupid hoe
What you waiting for?
What you waiting for?
Take a chance, you stupid hoe
Take a chance, you stupid hoe
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Old 18th December 2005, 09:15 AM
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For me there is no bad lyrics it´s just me than needs to learn the perspective of the lyrics to think that they´re good XD
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Old 22nd December 2005, 10:19 AM
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Quote:
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And this:

(Push the "Subtitles" button):

http://home.comcast.net/~dwedit/flash/mikomiko.html
haha...i like that..it was funny
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Old 22nd December 2005, 11:15 AM
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Any song by any punk/emo band the earth ever crapped into existence. Noteworthy offenders include: Simple Plan, My Chemical Romance, The Used, and many others.
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wow and now i know why i dont listen to mini moni but i have to say you easy breezy and i'm japaneesy takes the cake for me i exspected so much more form utada then something a 4 year old would say ugh and dont cha by the pussycat dolls

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Old 30th December 2005, 06:51 AM
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Try putting lyrics to Macarron Chacarron...

At's stupid and it says nothing!"!!!!!

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Old 2nd January 2006, 02:13 AM
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I know there are worse, but I always thought these lyrics were horrible:

Around the World- ATC
Just - la la la la la – It goes around the world
Just - la la la la la - It’s all around the world
Just - la la la la la - And everybody’s singing
La la la la la - And now the bells are ringing
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