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Old 2nd January 2006, 02:40 AM
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LFO - Summer Girl

Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
Your the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

Cheery Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
Shake and wigle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
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Old 2nd January 2006, 02:29 PM
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Easy Breezy by Utada
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Old 2nd January 2006, 02:35 PM
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Easy Breezy by Utada
XD i was gonna say that

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Retarda - Easy Breezy

"your easy breezy and im japanesey"

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Old 2nd January 2006, 06:13 PM
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No, the worsy lyrics ever is a song called Put yor ass in the air. Its a dance-song and theres these blonde bimboes singing "put your ass in the air, put yor ass up in the air" over and over again to some lame beat..i HATE it!!! makes me wanna puke
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Old 2nd January 2006, 11:25 PM
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Gwen Stefani's What You Waiting For can no way be classified as "the worst lyrics you've ever heard". Its a good song and the message is simple and clear.
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Old 11th January 2006, 02:15 PM
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Loverboy by Maria Carey
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Old 11th January 2006, 03:53 PM
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Perhaps not the worst lyrics, but they make no sense:

Miko Mission - How old are you?

When the people go
Then my mind is crying
When the children leave
And tearin' the world with thee

When the music plays
In your fantasy
In the moonlight time
I remember the games of my life

REFRAIN:
Now, how old are you
Where is your harbor
Have many things to do
Open the door

Yes, I live so true
Without my lover
But tell me if the sky is blue
How old are you

Memories of dreams
Something out of date
I saw the light of ray
But remember the days of my life

When the music plays
In your fantasy
In the moonlight time
I remember the games of my life

Now, how old are you
Where is your harbor
Have many things to do
Open the door

Yes, I live so true
Without my lover
But tell me if the sky is blue
How old are you

Now, how old are you
Where is your harbor
Have many things to do
Open the door

Yes, I live so true
Without my lover
But tell me if the sky is blue
How old are you

Now, how old are you
Where is your harbor
Have many things to do
Open the door

Yes, I live so true
Without my lover
But tell me if the sky is blue
How old are you
How old are you
How old are you

Now, how old are you
Where is your harbor
Have many things to do
Open the door

Yes, I live so true
Without my lover
But tell me if the sky is blue
How old are you

Now, how old are you
Where is your harbor
Have many things to do
Open the door

Yes, I live so true
Without my lover
But tell me if the sky is blue
How old are you


he's not making anything better by pronoucing "lover" liker "louwer" in the song.
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Old 11th January 2006, 04:01 PM
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Gwen Stefani - What You Waiting For
i agree. gwen...ugh!
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Old 12th January 2006, 03:45 AM
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Old 28th January 2006, 03:45 PM
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I still don't get "YOU MAKE ME WANNA LALA!!!"

Ashley screaming through the whole song makes it all the worse.
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Old 28th January 2006, 04:03 PM
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"Well, you broke my heart, so I dyed your eyebrows blue"

I don't want to name that CRAP band, don't want to give them any promotion...
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Old 28th January 2006, 06:44 PM
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Haha...Hilary Duff's "Beat of My Heart"....the whole chorus is "the beat of my heart, et. al." o_O;;;;

"Beat Of My Heart"

To the beat of my
To the beat of my
To the beat of my heart

I'm thinking about,
Letting it out.
I wanna give in,
I wanna go out.
Been looking around
I've finally found,
The rhythm of love,
The feeling of sound.
It's making a change,

The feeling is strange.
It's coming right back.
Right back in my range.
Not worried about anything else,
I'm waking up

To the beat of my,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart.

[Chorus:]
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
It tears us apart.
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
Now I'm back to the start.
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart,

I'm up from my down.
I turn it around.
I'm making it back,
I'm not gonna drown.
I'm taking a stance.
I won't miss a chance.
I want you to see
I'm not scared to dance.

The way that you feel
Could never be real.
I want you to know I finished the deal.
So I'm sayin to you
I'll always be true.
To the rhythm inside,

To the beat of my,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart,

[Chorus]

Away Away,
Away Away,
Away Away,
Away Away,
Away Away,
Away Away,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart,
Away Away,
Away Away,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart,

The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
It tears us apart,
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
Now I'm back to the start,

[Chorus]

Away Away,
Away Away,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart,
Away Away,
Away Away,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart.
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Old 29th January 2006, 08:17 AM
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Haha...Hilary Duff's "Beat of My Heart"....the whole chorus is "the beat of my heart, et. al." o_O;;;;

"Beat Of My Heart"

To the beat of my
To the beat of my
To the beat of my heart

I'm thinking about,
Letting it out.
I wanna give in,
I wanna go out.
Been looking around
I've finally found,
The rhythm of love,
The feeling of sound.
It's making a change,

The feeling is strange.
It's coming right back.
Right back in my range.
Not worried about anything else,
I'm waking up

To the beat of my,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart.

[Chorus:]
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
It tears us apart.
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
Now I'm back to the start.
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart,

I'm up from my down.
I turn it around.
I'm making it back,
I'm not gonna drown.
I'm taking a stance.
I won't miss a chance.
I want you to see
I'm not scared to dance.

The way that you feel
Could never be real.
I want you to know I finished the deal.
So I'm sayin to you
I'll always be true.
To the rhythm inside,

To the beat of my,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart,

[Chorus]

Away Away,
Away Away,
Away Away,
Away Away,
Away Away,
Away Away,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart,
Away Away,
Away Away,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart,

The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
It tears us apart,
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
Now I'm back to the start,

[Chorus]

Away Away,
Away Away,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart,
Away Away,
Away Away,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart.
I LOVE DUFF

*however they aren't the BEST lyrics... but I love the song!

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Old 29th January 2006, 08:20 AM
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My (ex)girlfriend and I think this is the dumbest and most hilarious song ever... We downloaded it cuz we remembered it from the 90's and found the lyrics and laughed our asses off!

How Bizarre - by OMC

Brother Pele's in the back, sweet Zina's in the front
Cruisin' down the freeway in the hot, hot sun
Suddenly red-blue lights flash us from behind
Loud voice booming, "Please step out onto the line"
Pele preaches words of comfort, Zina just hides her eyes
Policeman taps his shades, "Is that a Chevy '69?"

How bizarre
How bizarre, how bizarre

Destination unknown, as we pull in for some gas
Freshly pasted poster reveals a smile from the past
Elephants and acrobats, lions snakes monkey
Pele speaks "righteous," Sister Zina says "funky"

How bizarre
How bizarre, how bizarre

Ooh, baby (Ooh, baby)
It's making me crazy (It's making me crazy)
Everytime I look around
Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around)
Everytime I look around
It's in my face

Ring master steps out and says "the elephants left town"
People jump and jive, but the clowns have stuck around
TV news and camera, there's choppers in the sky
Marines, police, reporters ask where, for and why
Pele yells, "We're outta here," Zina says, "Right on"
We're making moves and starting grooves before they knew we were gone
Jumped into the Chevy and headed for big lights
Wanna know the rest? Hey, buy the rights...

How bizarre
How bizarre, how bizarre

Ooh, baby (Ooh, baby)
It's making me crazy (It's making me crazy)
Everytime I look around
Everytime I look around (Everytime I look around)
Everytime I look around
It's in my face


Download!

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Old 30th January 2006, 02:39 PM
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There are some pretty bad lyrics here, but there are just gross.

My neck, my back

All you ladies pop your p%!@# like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good suck this p%!@#, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
suck this p%!@# just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my p%!@# and my crack
First you gotta put your neck into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
then suck it off til I shake and ***
make sure I keep bustin nuts
all over your face and stuff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the **** good d$#% big and long
slow ********* til the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces n stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up
So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this p%!@# just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this p%!@# just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my p%!@# and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my p%!@# and my crack
You might roll dubs, you might have G's
But ******* that pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~, get on your knees
A b**** like me moans and screams
Thug misses know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Hoes hatin' niggas watchin' me
So hot in the line, on green
With a unit on my face, so mean
I gotta pick which pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~ I need
to suck a thug pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~ satisfy me
Try me I'll make you see
them b****** aint got shi* on me
So, lick it now, lick it good
Suck this p%!@# just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my p%!@# and my crack

The grossest, most disturbing lyrics I've ever heard. Even more explicit than Namie's "Want me want me."
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Old 31st January 2006, 09:13 PM
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^ Haha that song is really bad!! Too raunchy.
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Old 31st January 2006, 11:39 PM
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"Well, you broke my heart, so I dyed your eyebrows blue"

I don't want to name that CRAP band, don't want to give them any promotion...
what on earth is that ? O_o

lol this seems like a totally random connection of to lines... though when I think about it the second part wouldnt match any song ever XD
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Old 1st February 2006, 12:24 AM
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My (ex)girlfriend and I think this is the dumbest and most hilarious song ever... We downloaded it cuz we remembered it from the 90's and found the lyrics and laughed our asses off!

How Bizarre - by OMC
I love that song. Ah, memories.
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Old 1st February 2006, 05:29 AM
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Haha...Hilary Duff's "Beat of My Heart"....the whole chorus is "the beat of my heart, et. al." o_O;;;;
The lyrics aren't so much BAD as they are lame AND ANNOYING. Everytime she repeats "THE BEAT OF MY HEART!!" with her high-pitched voice it drives me insane.
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Old 1st February 2006, 05:42 AM
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utada hikaru - kettobase!

I want your baby... (yeah right)

Gwen Stefani - hollaback girl

Uh huh! this my ****!
All the girls gotta beat like this

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I aint no hollaback girl, I aint no hollaback girl

so yeah, those are the ones that come to my mind
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