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Old 7th May 2007, 03:08 AM
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THESE ARE THE WORSE!!!

Hilary Duff - Beat of my heart

To the beat of my
To the beat of my
To the beat of my heart

I'm thinking about,
Letting it out.
I wanna give in,
I wanna go out.
Been looking around
I've finally found,
The rhythm of love,
The feeling of sound.
It's making a change,

The feeling is strange.
It's coming right back.
Right back in my range.
Not worried about anything else,
I'm waking up

To the beat of my,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart.

The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
It tears us apart.
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
Now I'm back to the start.
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart,

I'm up from my down.
I turn it around.
I'm making it back,
I'm not gonna drown.
I'm taking a stance.
I won't miss a chance.
I want you to see
I'm not scared to dance.

The way that you feel
Could never be real.
I want you to know I finished the deal.
So I'm sayin to you
I'll always be true.
To the rhythm inside,

To the beat of my,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart,

The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
It tears us apart.
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
Now I'm back to the start.
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart,

Away Away,
Away Away,
Away Away,
Away Away,
Away Away,
Away Away,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart,
Away Away,
Away Away,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart,

The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
It tears us apart,
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
Now I'm back to the start,

The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
It tears us apart.
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
The beat of my heart,
Now I'm back to the start.
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart,

Away Away,
Away Away,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart,
Away Away,
Away Away,
To the beat of my,
To the beat of my heart.


WHY!! they have to so damn repetitive songs!!
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Old 23rd May 2007, 10:48 PM
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My vote goes to a norwegian singer, named Lene Alexandra, her new song is called "My Boobs Are OK". I'm soooo proud to be norwegian right now..><

Take a look:
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okeeey...I'm changing my vote... The newest single from "Boys on Wheels"...(My Balls Are OK).. just click the link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUrZi2XQKyU.. hahaha

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Old 23rd May 2007, 11:08 PM
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I Seriously just heard the worst song ever.

Kelly - Shoes



Also, this is rapped by a guy.
o_____________O;;;;;;;; omggh

that's awful x.x stuff from britney spears is blah too "oops i did it again~" ....
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Old 24th May 2007, 01:07 AM
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Oh no you didn't just diss Kelly, betch! First off she's far from a rap artist, second she is a comedy act so you don't need to expect groundbreaking lyrics, and third actually watch the video. It's hilarious.
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Old 26th May 2007, 05:50 AM
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this lyrics is >.>
Geri Halliwell - It's Raining Men[/size]
this song is an 80's classic. you are gonna offend a lot of people by saying it has the worst lyrics. it was originally sung by the weathergirls, and then covered by various people including martha wash and ru paul, then geri halliwell.
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Old 26th May 2007, 05:55 AM
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Another one I have to mention:

Lisa Scott Lee - Too Far Gone

it uses 4 lines of ooohhhh's to replace a verse. how pathetic!!

Where's the love, where's the love, where's the love
That you were always giving
I don't know, I don't know
If it was ever there in the beginning

OOOOOh OOOOOh
OOOOOh OOOOOh

Too far gone, it's been too long
You left me with no explanation
I've been strong, I've moved on
On and on, on and on


Give it up, give it up, give it up
You know your time is over
It's enough, it's enough
You have to, no one knows the only answer

OOOOOh OOOOOh
OOOOOh OOOOOh

Too far gone, it's been too long
You left me with no explanation
I've been strong, I've moved on
On and on, on and on
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Old 26th May 2007, 11:45 PM
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Haha, My boobs are OK is SO awesome! Along with Shoes! All of you have to admit, they're both pretty catchy and easy to remember, so it's fun to sing along to! Even if the lyrics DO suck.
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Old 27th May 2007, 11:58 AM
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Another one I have to mention:

Lisa Scott Lee - Too Far Gone

it uses 4 lines of ooohhhh's to replace a verse. how pathetic!!

Where's the love, where's the love, where's the love
That you were always giving
I don't know, I don't know
If it was ever there in the beginning

OOOOOh OOOOOh
OOOOOh OOOOOh

Too far gone, it's been too long
You left me with no explanation
I've been strong, I've moved on
On and on, on and on


Give it up, give it up, give it up
You know your time is over
It's enough, it's enough
You have to, no one knows the only answer

OOOOOh OOOOOh
OOOOOh OOOOOh

Too far gone, it's been too long
You left me with no explanation
I've been strong, I've moved on
On and on, on and on

LOL! Never thought that girl would make it here. I like the "Ooooh" verses though. Sounds sexy and enchanting <3
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Old 28th May 2007, 01:26 AM
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Dontcha by the Pussycat Dolls. Bad lyrics combined with bad singing, ugh.
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Old 30th May 2009, 01:29 AM
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This is the debut single from a Norwegian "singer" named Linni Meister. The lyrics are hillarious xD The single will be released today.



Now everybody knows all about my boobs (they're okay!)
But no one ever gave a toss about my tush (no way!)
Which is a pity, you'll love mye silly buns (my silly buns)
You know a girl like me, I bake 'em in in the sun (bake 'em in the sun)

Bridge:
Cause when I look around I see some hot juice
Looking for something extra special to hold on to
And when I hit the ground I'm on the dance floor
Everybody come with me and do the guided tour

Chorus:
Take a long, good look at my ass
How long you think you'd last?
How long you think you'd last?
Take a long, good look at my ass
My ass
How long you think you'd last?

Vers 2:
Now everybody wanna tell tell the truth (tell the truth)
About my ass and how I'm supposed to spend my youth (spend my youth)
They point their finger, just pointing everyday (everyday)
You wanna know just what my ass has got to say? (it says hey!)

Bridge tekst:
And many years from now, when I'm a proper MILF
Responsible and friendly to thy neighbour
Pick up the kids from school and buy a box of milk
My figure's getting floppy, but I still find time to sing, I still find time to sing

Take a long, good look at my ass
How long you think you'd last
How long you think you'd last
Take a long, good look at my ass
My ass - How long you think you'd last
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Old 30th May 2009, 06:50 AM
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^ That is so hilarious.

Fergalicous by Fergie. All the rhyming kills it.

Four, tres, two, uno

[Will I Am]
Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious

[Verse 1 - Fergie]
Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo.
You could see me, you can't squeeze me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Boys just come and go like seasons.

[Hook 1]
Fergalicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous.
And if you was suspicious,
All that **** is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

[Verse 2]
Fergalicious def-,
Fergalicious def-,
Fergalicious def- ["def" is echoing]
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy.
They always claim they know me,
Comin' to me call me Stacy (Hey, Stacy),
I'm the F to the E, R, G, the I, the E,
And can't no other lady put it down like me.

[Hook 2]
I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oooh, wee)
I put yo' boy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
Fergalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

[Vamp]
Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacey.
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.

[Will I Am]
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie

[Rap - Fergie]
All the time I turn around brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh)
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, little mama I don't wanna take your man.
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it.
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
'Cause they say she...

[Hook 3]
Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that **** is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)

Four, tres, two, uno.
My body stay vicious,
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness,
He's my witness (oooh, wee).
I put yo' boy on rock, rock,
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

[Will I Am]
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....

Just realized will.i.am can't spell.

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Old 30th May 2009, 08:25 PM
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Well, there's a lot of bad lyrics, but mostly for songs that's meant to be perverse, meant to be meaningless and so on.. The baddest lyrics I've ever heard, that were ,eannt to be "serious" music is IdaAida's "En Klassiker" - A classic
A translation of it.. there's small parts I don't know

Quote:
The black dress is tight
And the hair is made as a real superstar
I'm slowly getting in the finest shoes
That matches the color of my fine red lips

The light is reflecting on the rings that's shining
And the mirror tells me that the night will be full of memoirs
So cool as you are, so raw and so (????)
The two of us could be a (*clas, classic*)

Right now, I own the dance floor
And see that you (*looks, looks*) looks at me
The two of us could be a (*clas, classic*) (*a classic*)
And make memoirs, and make memoirs

The black dress turns you on
I feel how your eyes holds me warm
Cause you are charming as a pro, and you are really hot
You get me to think, that no girls can deny you

Getting closer to each other and smiles
With the thought of what we could do, the next several hours
So cool as you are, so raw and so (????)
The two of us could be a (*clas, classic*)

Right now, I own the dance floor
And see that you (*looks, looks*) looks at me
The two of us could be a (*clas, classic*) (*a classic*)
And make memoirs, and make memoirs

Do you like my style
(????)

You want to (*see me, see me*)
Get out of the dress later
(*later, later*) oh oh
(*later, later*) oh oh
(*later, later*) oh oh o o o o o o

Right now, I own the dance floor
And see that you (*looks, looks*) looks at me
The two of us could be a (*clas, classic*) (*a classic*)
And make memoirs, and make memoirs
Right now, I own the dance floor
And see that you (*looks, looks*) looks at me
The two of us could be a (*clas, classic*) (*a classic*)
And make memoirs, and make memoirs
Right now, I own the dance floor
And see that you (*looks, looks*) looks at me
The two of us could be a (*clas, classic*) (*a classic*)
And make memoirs, and make memoirs
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Old 8th June 2009, 04:00 AM
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maybe not the absolute worst lyrics ever, but they're pretty bad. particularly the chorus. But then again, its eurobeat, so what do you expect? and for the record, I love this song, I just think the chorus lyrics are pretty bad...

Go Go Girls - Do You Wanna Dance

Hey, do you wanna be free?
Do open your heart to me baby
Time, it's so funny
Then, you just look at my feet
You got to have fun like me baby
Follow me, ready!
Open the disco, 9 P.M.
We are ready to discover
Gotta be easy, take a chance with me
Got to be free

(* chorus) Do you wanna dance
Do you wanna, do
Do you wanna dance
Wanna dance with me, do you wanna
Do you wanna dance
You just wanna dance
If you wanna dance
'Cause I know you wanna dance

( *)

Do you wanna dance?

I'll teach you everything
You need to have fun & desire
Gotta be easy
Right now you look at my feet
I'll show you the way to move baby
Dance with me, ready!

(* 2x)

Do you wanna dance?
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Old 8th June 2009, 04:08 AM
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That one Les' Ketchup song
and Sa Sa Sa
ugh get on my NERVES!!!
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"I've come to find you will never be mine
Let's keep the secrets between us,
You and me, rest those tired eyes,
Tomorrows a Surprise, let's keep the secrets between us,
You and me.

It's getting harder to hold my breath,
Keep it in my chest, I'm sinking under the pressure,
I wish that I could just take it back let that time pass,
But now I'm stuck under pressure.

Although you'll never be mine your secrets safe with me"


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Old 8th June 2009, 10:01 AM
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Maybe they've been posted but..the entire lyrics of "You're So Gay" and "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. She needs to grow up. -_-
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Old 8th June 2009, 10:05 AM
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there is a song by trina i would post the lyrics but too much censoring. heres a sample

I GOT AN &^% SO BIG LIKE THE SUN
I HOPE YOU GOT A MILE FOR A ^&% I WANNA RUN
SLAP IT *y*&%^* shove it &*&^*&^
*&^*^& wheres ya *&^&* i can make this (*&(*& smoke

yes its that bad!
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