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Old 12th February 2006, 05:31 AM
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Fall Out Boy Lyrics

Dance, Dance Lyrics



She says she's no good with words but I'm worse
Barely stuttered out
"A joke of a romantic" or stuck to my tongue
Weighed down with words too over-dramatic
Tonight it's "it can't get much worse"
Vs. "no one should ever feel like.."

I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

You always fold just before you're found out
Drink up its last call
Last resort
But only the first mistake and I...

I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by

Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress, love

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress (mattress, mattress)
I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead

Dance this is the way they'd love (way they'd love)
Dance this is the way they'd love (way they'd love)
Dance this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
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Old 12th February 2006, 05:51 AM
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I dunno if they were already posted, but..

"You Make Me Want To Be A Man - Utada Hikaru"

[Chorus:]
I really wanna tell you something
This is just the way I am
I really wanna tell you something, but I can't
You make me want to be a man
Arguments that have no meaning
This is just the way I am
You really wanna tell me something, but you can't
You make me want to be a man

The thunder and the rain called you and you came
We didn't need to say much to communicate
Now it's different; 99% is misinterpreted

[Chorus:]
I really wanna tell you something
This is just the way I am
I really wanna tell you something, but I can't
You make me want to be a man
Arguments that have no meaning
This is just the way I am
You really wanna tell me something, but you can't
You make me want to be a man

Every word you say finds a home in me
Nothing that anyone could ever say
Could hurt me like this
Baby please, don't light that cigarette
Don't light that cigarette

[Chorus:]
I really wanna tell you something
This is just the way I am
I really wanna tell you something, but I can't
You make me want to be a man
Arguments that have no meaning
This is just the way I am
You really wanna tell me something, but you can't
You make me want to be a man

[Chorus:]
I really wanna tell you something
This is just the way I am
I really wanna tell you something, but I can't
You make me want to be a man
Arguments that have no meaning
This is just the way I am
You really wanna tell me something, but you can't
You make me want to be a man


Britney Spears - I'm a Slave 4U

I know I may be young
But I’ve got feelings too
And I need to do what I feel like doing
So let me go and just listen

All you people look at me like I’m a little girl
Well did you ever think it'd be okay for me to step into thisworld
Always saying,"little girl don’t step into the club"
Well I’m just tryin’ to find out why cause dancing’s what Ilove

Get it get it, get it get it, whooah
Get it get it, get it get it, whooah (Do you like it)
Get it get it, get it get it, whooah (This feels good)

I know I may come off quiet
I may come off shy
But I feel like talking
Feel like dancing when I see this guy

What’s practical is logical
What the hell, who cares?
All I know is I’m so happy when you’re dancing there

I’m a slave for you
I cannot hold it
I cannot control it
I’m a slave for you
I won’t deny it
I’m not trying to hide it

Baby, don’t you wanna, dance upon me (I just wanna dance next toyou)
To another time and place
Oh Baby, don’t you wanna, dance up on me (Are you ready)
Leave behind my name and age(Let's go)

(Like that)
(You like it)
(Yeah)
(Now watch me)

Get it get it, get it get it, whooah
Get it get it, get it get it, whooah (Do you like it)
Get it get it, get it get it, whooah (This feels good)
[Panting]

I really wanna dance, tonight with you (I just can’t helpmyself)
I really wanna do what you want me to (I just feel I let myselfgo)
I really wanna dance, tonight with you (Wanna see you move)
I really wanna do what you want me to (Uh Uh Uh)

Baby, don’t you wanna, dance up on me (I just wanna dance next toyou)
To another time and place
Oh Baby, don’t you wanna, dance up on me (Are you ready)
Leave behind my name and age(Lets go)

I’m a slave for you (Like That)
I cannot hold it
I cannot control it
I’m a slave for you (It just feels good)
I won’t deny it
I’m not trying to hide it (Baby)

Get it get it, get it get it, whooah
Get it get it, get it get it, whooah
Get it get it, get it get it, whooah
[Panting]

Get it get it, get it get it, whooah
Get it get it, get it get it, whooah
Get it get it, get it get it, whooah
[Panting]

I’m a slave for you (Here we go now)
I cannot hold it
I cannot control it
I’m a slave for you (Here we go)
I won’t deny it (Yeah Yeah)
I’m not trying to hide it (Yeah)

(Like that)
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Old 14th February 2006, 04:14 PM
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I think sometimes Bjork throws random thoughts together and calls them songs.
well...that's what mostly songs are...just random thoughts... okay here's one

Ashlee Simpson - La la
You make me wanna lala!

...what's a la la

Meat Loaf - I will do anything for love

I will do anything for love but I won't do that

...what's that?

Pokemon theme

Pokemon - gotta catch em all!

...okay...?
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Old 16th February 2006, 04:03 PM
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Ashlee Simpson - La la
You make me wanna lala!

...what's a la la
You're so innocent xD
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Old 16th February 2006, 07:57 AM
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Put It In My Mouth

"My baby left me,
Left me sad and blue
I didn’t know what to do...
Without my baby baby baby baby
And then I met his best friend
And he took me to his house
And I said... I said...
(what you said baby) let me tell you what I said

Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
I said my mother*****in mouth
I mean her mother*****in mouth
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
My mother*****in mouth

[akinyele]
You wanna go down why not
I be like herbie and hand-you-a-c*ck
And tell you that my name is ak’
Get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to
Blow
But don’t give me no ralph lauren grin
If you’re not down to go low (deep in my mouth)
I’m all about mouth *****in
Only if you down for d!ck s*ckin
If not, b.j. and a beer...keep truckin
And ***** chapsticks
I’m comin ashy as hell, wit chapped d!cks
For your chapped a$$ lips (down in my mouth)
Creamin your teeth like dentists as I’m rubbin them
With an errrection like injections, ***** it I be
Druggin them
Numbing up your tonsils, like ambesol anesthetic
Cummmin down your throat like chloraseptic (take it
Out my mouth)
No time for apologin.. girlfriend if you..
Swallowin {gurgle}.. garglin
I’m givin b!tches permanent beards
Put your lips here and catch these damn facial hairs
In your mouth

[crystal johnson]
Put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said my mother*****in mouth
I said your mutha*****in mouth
Or you can just eat me out
Or I can just eat you out
You can eat me out
Yeah, what’s that all about?

[crystal johnson]
Now you can lick it, you can sip it, you can taste
It
I’m talkin every drip-drop, don’t you waste it
Baby, slurp it up, it’s enough to fill your cup
It’s finger lickin good, and I’m wishin it would
Go down kinda slow or even fast
I’m always sprung once I feel your tongue in the
Crack of my a$$
Hust eatin me-pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~pretty pony~
Goin out like that boy you pack such a tasty treat
And you can e a t m e o u t
But put it in my mouth
Put it in your mouth
I said your mother*****in mouth
I said your mother*****in mouth
And you could just eat me out

What do ya choose to lick >you could eat me out
P*ssy or d*ck? >put it in your mouth
People through out the world >i said your
Mutha*****in mouth
Man it’s your pick >put it in my mouth
What do ya choose to lick >put it in my mouth
P*ssy or d*ck? >i said my mutha*****in mouth
People through out the world >just put it in my
Mouth
Yeah it’s your pick >mutha*****in mouth
What do you wanna lick >and you could just eat me
Out
P*ssy or d*ck? >in my mouth
People through out the world >put it in my mouth
Its..your..pick..hah >baby-baby in my mouth
Its your pick..pick >let me go down
>uhh, uhh
People through out the world >{laughter}"


Sheer poetry...
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Old 17th February 2006, 05:32 PM
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. . .I am beyond shocked no one has mentioned this yet.

. . .

<i>Badger badger badger badger
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Badger badger badger badger
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Badger badger badger badger!
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Snake, a snake, oo~ooh it's a snaaake~</i>

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Old 26th February 2006, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Teh Rii-Sama
. . .I am beyond shocked no one has mentioned this yet.

. . .

<i>Badger badger badger badger
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Badger badger badger badger
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Badger badger badger badger!
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Snake, a snake, oo~ooh it's a snaaake~</i>

>> << >>;

Wow, forgot about that one... I hated that one, I preferred the bananaphone version, even though the 'ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring...' should irritate me just as much.
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Old 6th March 2006, 10:08 PM
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Hilary Duff's "beat of my heart"
it gets so annoying -__-"

"to the beat of my heart
the beat of my heart"
over and over again @__@

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Wow, forgot about that one... I hated that one, I preferred the bananaphone version, even though the 'ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring...' should irritate me just as much.
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ring, BANANA PHONE!
ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ring, donana phone!
o__o"

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Originally Posted by Teh Rii-Sama
. . .I am beyond shocked no one has mentioned this yet.

. . .

<i>Badger badger badger badger
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Badger badger badger badger
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Badger badger badger badger!
Mushroom! Mushroom!
Snake, a snake, oo~ooh it's a snaaake~</i>

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LOL; After listening to the song so much, I couldn't help but sing it :X

Genius lyric writing people
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Old 7th March 2006, 09:04 AM
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Sweetbox. 'nuff said.
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Old 26th February 2006, 12:20 PM
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i wonder how long did it take to make lyrics liek these.. O_o
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Old 6th March 2006, 09:50 PM
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Okay, now I love The Police, you know, that band with Sting from the 80's? But there is this one song on thier album "Synchronicity" called 'Mother', it's just weird:

"Well the telephone is ringing,
Is that my mother on the phone?
Telephone is ringing,
Is that my mother on the phone?
The telephone is screaming,
Won't she leave me alone?
The telephone is ringing,
Is that my mother on the phone?

Well every girl that I go out with
Becomes my mother in the end.
Every girl I go out with
Becomes my mother in the end.
Well I hear my mother calling,
But I don't need her as a friend.
Well every girl I go out with
Becomes my mother in the end.

Oh, Oh mother
Oh mother dear please listen
And don't devour me.
Oh mother dear please listen
Don't devour me.
Oh women please have mercy
Let this poor boy be.
Oh mother dear please listen
And don't devour me.
Oh mother......

Well the telephone is ringing
Is that my mother on the phone?
Telephone is ringing
Is that my mother on the phone?

Oh mother"
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