Funny lyrics

[AyuRox]

My Cubicle (parody of James Blunt's You're Beautiful)

Spoiler:

My job is stupid
My day's a bore
Inside this office
From eight to four

Nothing ever happens
My life is pretty bland
Pretending that I'm working
Pray I don't get canned

My cubicle
My cubicle
Its one of sixty-two

Its my small space
In a crowded place

Just a 6 by 6 board room
And I hate it that's the truth

When I give a sigh
As the boss walks by
No one ever talks to me or looks me in the eye
And I really should work
But instead I sit here and surf the internet

In my cubicle
My cubicle
It doesn't have a view

Its my small space
In a crowded place

I sit in solitude
And sometimes I sit here nude

U.G.L.Y by Daphne & Celeste

Spoiler:

*U.G.L.Y. you ain't got no alibi
You ugly! eh! hey!
You ugly!

repeat * (2 times)

I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I shoulda got a clue when the kids started screamin'
You walked up to me with you're buck teeth a'gleamin'

Your hair is all frizzy and your face looks mess
I thought it was a sack but its your favorite dress
You hurt the trees' feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you- oh, wait, yes I do!

Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mold
You're only fourteen? You look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out, you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine

Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
Or did a truck run over your face instead?
There ain't no pill, 'cuz you ain't ill
You ugly!

repeat * (2x)

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast!
Girl, you're scary, you're hairy, I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo

You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out: CAB!

You got eyes like a pig, and your nose is big
And with hear like that, you should be wearin' a wig
Uncle Fester, remember him?
I never knew that you had a twin

You can't disguise your googly eves
In the Miss Ugly Pageant you win first prize
Yo' mama say you ugly
You ugly!

repeat * (2x)

Get busy (8x)

Get busy (8x)
Yo' mama say you ugly (4x)

You ugly!!!

U-U-U-U
(now I feel like blondie)

repeat * (2x)

Quasimoto!
Camel breath!
Square head!
Ugly!!!

Chichen legs!
Pig face!
Chin like Bubba!
Ugly!!!

Fish lips!
Toad Licker!
Poindexter!
Ugly!

Spaghetti arms!
Limp butt!
Freak show!
Ugly!

repeat *

U-G-L-Y
You could make an onion cry
U-G-L-Y
Like an alien chased by the FBI

U-G-L-Y (6x)

U-G-L-Y, You ain't got no alibi
You ugly!!!

OMG! I hand typed all of this, but about half-way through U.G.L.Y. I realized that I could've copied and pasted from a lyric site...