ahs 2004 coming soon?

Whats up with the banner for www.ahsforum.com coming soon what is??? a new layout or something im confused whats coming soon? whats ahs 2004? o.o;

Im as clueless as Ayufan11. =/

its a top secret multi-billion dollar intergalactic satelite that will circle teh globe every 15 minutes... once in orbt a high definition gamma ray will burst out and beam over every members house.

Once teh beam is in place, an encrypted signal will be transmitte thru radio signals into our brains creating mindless zombies wil will be programmed to take down the government and establish "Ayuism"

After a complete army of "ayuminions" is established, the mods and admin of AHS will then head into office and rule the orld and we will all be slaved to create banners and buttons for her highness, Ayumi.


....or something like that

[Unimatrix Prime™]

Whoa... how'd you figure that one out, Boku!? While we'd be mindless zombies serving Ayu, I don't think it's that bad of a plan! Then again, what would happen if Ayu decided to retire? Would everyone explode because of the lack of Ayu, or would we just make loads of banners?

so whats it about then???

Originally Posted by Ayufan11

so whats it about then???

okay okay it goes like this...


back in the Tokugawa Dynasty back in 1603 there was a hidden martial srts callled Ayu-dono, highly deadly, highly addictuve. The art was banished to the highest point of Mount Fuji in hopes of never being unearthed again. The art was banished because he who attempted to learn every possible move would drive himself insane, The art was considered a curse by all and its scrolls was locke behing a mytsic golden dragon, somewhere in the mountain.

Project AHS 2004 is the codename for the exploartory team being hand selected by ZEF from here to be sent to find teh scrolls. The team will consist of 10 (ten) members each epscializing in their own field. The project is currently being funded by the Rokkaku-Dai Corporation, a multi billion company whos headquarters is located in northern tokyo. The company is known for its excellance in martial arts equipment.

Once Project AHS 2004 takes off, the team will be dropped off at a top secret location headed by ZEF himself. The team will have high tech eqipment, ranging from amphibiouse vehicles, state of teh art GPS traking systems, wireless satelite notebook capabilities, night vison goggles with infared and 50X zoom, and from that all, much more. The team will have approximately 3 (three) weeks to unearth the mkystic scrolls.

Once teh scrolls have been found, what to do with em, I am not authoized to say. Rumors of a global conquest and domination is NOT, i repeat NOT true. The team will use tehs crolls to unlock mystic secrets long lost to humantity. Also, any rumors involving alien contact, space travel, time travel, and magic, should NOT be taken seriously. We will do a debriefing after research is complete. When the public is ready, announcments of the findings will be released on www.ahsforum.com


Thankyou all, and good luck.

[Unimatrix Prime™]

You should ask Zef about it, as he's the one who runs the website

[Corybobory]

Lol you're having fun with this, aren't you ^_^

Damn you all!!!!!!!!! what does it mean!!! u.u;

AHS 2004 is teh new model car coming out in a few months. The car is designed to be able to travel long distanves with very little gas. The sleek design was made by Ayu herself, and the leather interior is nothing less than the fine leather from MTRL. Each car comes equipped with all the usual refinments. Cup holders, AC, power breakes, power steering, power door locks, all the works. One added feature is the 60 GIG Harddrive located inside teh Souns system, not empty. But with every Ayu song reelased, and a speciall rare look at Ayus pre-avex time.

The car comes in two models. The stylish AHS 2004 Sport and the more luxuriouse AHS 2004 LE. The Sport model carries a riviting 400 HP engine, with over 50 Miles Per Gallon. The engine was originally designed by Honda Co. but later trasfered to Mitsubishi, over financial reasons. The easy handeling and state of the art cruise control system allows you to pinpoint Ayus exact location, if ever visiting japan, a dream for all Ayu fans. The Sport Edition is stocked with Turbo and a Dual exhaust system. Not only is it strong on the weels, but strong on your back. Eeach AHS 2004 Model comes with a Power Train warranty of up to 10 years.

The more luxuriouse model, thje AHS 2004 LE is made for those who want to cruise in style and yet the dependability of a true performance car. the LE comes with all teh usual refinments, leather interior, wood trim and a 900 Watt sound stsyem, designed especially for Ayus exclusive Live performances. The LE is four door and comes with a DVD built into every seat, HDTV flat screen monitors in each head rest and an amazing affect that makes you feel liek Ayus in your own car!

Prices of Both cars are rather steep but from consumer report,s "its a deal too good to pass by" Throughtout the month, few lucky AHS members will recive keys to their very own AHS 2004 vehicle free of charge. We guarantee that your satisfaction is our number one priority. You can find teh seal of authenticity by looking for teh "A" sign encrested into your vehicles exterior. As a bonus, anyone who purrchases this fantastic ride, will not only get the deal of teh century, but enter for a chance at dinner for two with Ayumi hamasaki herself..


Stay tuned for more details as we stay continue coverage on this phenomenon.


-Boku

[savage]

Originally Posted by BOKU

AHS 2004 is teh new model car coming out in a few months....

i'm wondering if they even finished the car on the drawingboard

[Unimatrix Prime™]

... Boku, you have way too much free time to write all these scenarios.. o_o;;

But hey... I wouldn't mind a new car

[MariachiGurl2005]

jose? drives? now that's scary

[tl1029530921]

OK!U NO WHAT FELIPE?!UR DONE!

haha damn I see Zef has a lot in store for us! SINCE I'M THE OFFICIAL AHS MANHATER, I KNOW I BETTER GET ONE OF THEM FREE KEYS. ..And as for the dinner for two with Ayu.. since I know I'm winning of course, how about I have her dinner too and just meet her afterwards?

Felipe you fool- instead of using your knowledge at school you come use it here at AHS.

Only Zef knows what he's really up to.


OMG! MAYBE.. MAYBE IT'S A NEW LAYOUT WITH LAMMAHS IN IT!!

.. o_o

[tl1029530921]

cows r cooler...

Well if it IS a cow, I want his eyes to be < > lol tim..

[boogieordie]

That would be in reference to the website.

Ashley

[boogieordie]

UMMM...

Originally Posted by AyuRocks

That would be in reference to the website.

Ashley

Originally Posted by AyuRocks

UMMM...

Yea.. should have been a little obvious? O_o;