So... what's the secret behind Secret?

The Secret is that she dumped Nagase and got with me because I'm cool. I moved to Japan! Oh? Ayu tells me that she hates you all because you're nerds. The upside is, I'll be able to tell you all of her release titles, and upload all of her music for you.

That is, if I can be bothered — I may be busy tending to the Japanese paparazzi.

Well, see you all in a month! Expect news of pregnancy soon!